'What kind of sick and twisted toy factory is this?'
'We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile, and nothing can grow there. Too much, the best of us is washed away.'
"Better to be dead and cool, than alive and uncool."
I really fail the see the humor in this story. I suppose a couple of old people missing or dead is just tempting fodder for a quick giggle... unless those old people are your own parents or grandparents.
There's a time and a place for so-called "dark humor." This ain't it.