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    Doctors implant lab-grown vagina

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    Four women have had new vaginas grown in the laboratory and implanted by doctors in the US.

    A tissue sample and a biodegradable scaffold were used to grow vaginas in the right size and shape for each woman as well as being a tissue match.

    They all reported normal levels of "desire, arousal, lubrication, orgasm, satisfaction" and painless intercourse.

    Experts said the study, published in the Lancet, was the latest example of the power of regenerative medicine.
    Science is scary sometimes. We can grow vaginas now, perhaps in the same fashion we grow corn....maybe I could drive by a field and see rows of vaginas.
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    Re: Doctors implant lab-grown vagina

    I want to be a vagina farmer when I grow up.

    But seriously? We can grow a vagina in a lab now? This changes everything.

    edit- Like I thought that the 'fleshlight' plastic vaginas were a step in the right direction but I have been waiting for the technology to like mature and develop.

    So now we can grow a vagina? That is so awesome. When will this be ready for market? I want to buy some vaginas. They dont need a body do they? And if they do we can grow them too right? Who cares if Dolly the sheep died after a few years? An Amanda Seyfried clone cant last forever. How long do people keep a car? You are not going to keep a new clone forever. If they can last a few years that is good enough.

    Im am genuinely very happy about this news.

    Three cheers for science!
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    Re: Doctors implant lab-grown vagina

    Quote Originally Posted by Robbie Loucks View Post
    LinkyScience is scary sometimes. We can grow vaginas now, perhaps in the same fashion we grow corn....maybe I could drive by a field and see rows of vaginas.
    There would be no need for pregnancy anymore and abortion would be the question of flicking a switch. It is a brave new world. Cool.

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    Re: Doctors implant lab-grown vagina

    Quote Originally Posted by Robbie Loucks View Post
    LinkyScience is scary sometimes. We can grow vaginas now, perhaps in the same fashion we grow corn....maybe I could drive by a field and see rows of vaginas.
    You can see rows of vaginas, but not in rural areas for the most part. Try your local red light district.


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    Re: Doctors implant lab-grown vagina

    Quote Originally Posted by Robbie Loucks View Post
    . We can grow vaginas now, perhaps in the same fashion we grow corn....maybe I could drive by a field and see rows of vaginas.
    As long as they are vaginas and only vaginas,I think the farmers will probably be o.k.


    The bible warns us of the abomination of planting mixed crops right there in Leviticus 19:19, however, so let's all hope they never submit to the temptation of adding a row or two of penises to increase profit margin.
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    Re: Doctors implant lab-grown vagina

    Quote Originally Posted by Gardener View Post
    As long as they are vaginas and only vaginas,I think the farmers will probably be o.k.


    The bible warns us of the abomination of planting mixed crops right there in Leviticus 19:19, however, so let's all hope they never submit to the temptation of adding a row or two of penises to increase profit margin.
    Imagine if Monsanto gets a hold on this...genetically modified genitals. Freaky.
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    Re: Doctors implant lab-grown vagina

    Nothing new here. My neighbours have been growing these for decades...

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    Re: Doctors implant lab-grown vagina

    The implications of this are great for someone who finds the vagina attractive, but often finds the women attached to them to be crazy.


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    Re: Doctors implant lab-grown vagina

    Quote Originally Posted by Andalublue View Post
    Nothing new here. My neighbours have been growing these for decades...

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    What in the world is that?


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    Re: Doctors implant lab-grown vagina

    Quote Originally Posted by spangledbanner View Post
    But seriously? We can grow a vagina in a lab now? This changes everything.
    What do you mean "we", Kemosabe?
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