Maybe Alaska could just change it's name to "Bob."
God Bless the Marine Corps.
"He who does not think himself worth saving from poverty and ignorance by his own efforts, will hardly be thought worth the efforts of anybody else." -- Frederick Douglass, Self-Made Men (1872)
I had a jr high history teacher ask: What would the Cold War be like if we had never purchased Alaska and the Soviets had military on North American soil?
This was in the late 1970s, so the Cold War was still on. Anyway, I thought it was an intriguing question.
If, when defending your support for Donald Trump, and your response is,
"But but but... HILLARY!!!", then you lost the argument before you even began.