If that's the kind of idiocy you expect from the people around you, you need to elevate your status a bit. I apologizing for trying to joke with you. I realize now that you are completely humorless and I won't make the mistake again, sir.
"If I take death into my life, acknowledge it, and face it squarely, I will free myself from the anxiety of death and the pettiness of life - and only then will I be free to become myself." ~ Martin Heidegger