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    Depressed Man Tries to Feed Himself to Tigers, Gets Rejected

    A female Bengali white tiger drags a man by his shirt after the man climbed into the enclosure, at a zoo in Chengdu, Sichuan province February 16, 2014.

    Entering the tiger enclosure at the Chengdu Zoo in China’s southwest Sichuan province, a man made vigorous, but unsuccessful, attempts to entice the animals to eat him, a Chinese newspaper reported on Tuesday.

    I asked them to bite me and let them eat my meat, and so I did not fight back,” 27-year old Yang Jinhai told the Chengdu Business Daily.
    Yang, who according to his brother suffers from mental health issues, climbed a tree to breach the enclosure. Stunned visitors witnessed how he made “exaggerated movements” for 20 minutes to tempt the Bengal tigers, but while scratching him and dragging him by the back of his neck, the beasts refused to devour him.
    Zoo keepers finally tranquilized the tigers in order to rescue Yang, who is now being treated for depression.

    Depressed Man Tries to Feed Himself to Tigers, Gets Rejected | TIME.com

    OK, I admit it. I laughed. He asked a female to eat his meat and she declined? He should have at least kissed her first.

    I know, I know, I really should not have laughed. But c'mon...

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    Re: Depressed Man Tries to Feed Himself to Tigers, Gets Rejected

    he needs to meet my cat. she'll oblige.

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    Re: Depressed Man Tries to Feed Himself to Tigers, Gets Rejected

    Apparently I entered the wrong forum.

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    Re: Depressed Man Tries to Feed Himself to Tigers, Gets Rejected

    Tigers or tigger? (The bouncy kind)

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    Re: Depressed Man Tries to Feed Himself to Tigers, Gets Rejected

    Quote Originally Posted by tacomancer View Post
    Tigers or tigger? (The bouncy kind)
    As long as it wasn't Tigger (the DP kind).


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    Re: Depressed Man Tries to Feed Himself to Tigers, Gets Rejected

    Depression has it's dark stripes, er, moments.
    Either I'm right or you're wrong.

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    Re: Depressed Man Tries to Feed Himself to Tigers, Gets Rejected

    man.... even his suicide attempt rejected him :/ damn

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    Re: Depressed Man Tries to Feed Himself to Tigers, Gets Rejected

    I'd be depressed too if a female rejected the meat that I offer her.

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    Re: Depressed Man Tries to Feed Himself to Tigers, Gets Rejected

    Bwahahahahahahahahaha.... Poor guy.
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    Re: Depressed Man Tries to Feed Himself to Tigers, Gets Rejected

    The tigers were very civilized, I must say.


    "Never (b)eat a man when he's down."

    I love it when animals out class humans at their own game.

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