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    Re: Suicide bomb instructor goes boom, kills 22 militants

    An explosion big enough to kill that many people and draw the attention of the authorities? I wouldn't know how to make a suicide bomb that powerful. I'd probably only succeed in making a pipe bomb and blowing my own hand off or something.

    Our government's expansion of powers is unwarranted, but I don't think our enemy is that toothless either.

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    Re: Suicide bomb instructor goes boom, kills 22 militants

    Shouldn't this be in a best jokes and comedy thread ????

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    Re: Suicide bomb instructor goes boom, kills 22 militants

    Quote Originally Posted by Peter Grimm View Post
    Wait they take lessons to learn how to blow themselves up? LOL



    Judging from the story, one guy (Who is no longer with us.) could have used a few lessons.

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    Re: Suicide bomb instructor goes boom, kills 22 militants

    That's just too funny.
    Karma for those b*stards

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    Re: Suicide bomb instructor goes boom, kills 22 militants

    poetic justice. this is interesting from the OP :
    Back at the liquor store in Baghdad on Monday evening, Mr. Hashim, in almost a celebratory mood, passed four bottles of Corona to a customer and took his money
    I seem to remember liquor stores in Baghdad, before the Iraq war, but not afterwards..
    This was a training camp for ISIS transiting to Syria? I wonder why suicide bombers are being trained for Syria?? ...not all up on suicide bombers in Syria, maybe Lebanon?

    correction on the liquor stores:

    With alcohol forbidden in Islam, Baghdad liquor stores have been attractive targets for these factions. In fact, many of liquor stores are staffed by religious minorities.

    Although under Islamic tradition Muslims do not drink alcohol, in many parts of Baghdad, it is not uncommon to see people drinking alcohol at outdoor cafes and restaurants.

    Within months of the 2003 U.S.-led invasion that toppled Saddam Hussein, liquor stores in Baghdad and elsewhere were bombed and shot up. Despite the attacks, the number of liquor stores and nightclubs in Baghdad flourished.
    Baghdad Liquor Store Shooting: Fundamentalist Gunmen Kill 12 | HEAVY

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    Re: Suicide bomb instructor goes boom, kills 22 militants

    Quote Originally Posted by Kobie View Post
    So I guess he was a pretty good teacher then.
    HE wasn't expecting the MOSSAD to switch out the dummy suicide device with one laden with Semtex



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    Re: Suicide bomb instructor goes boom, kills 22 militants

    "OHHHHH... so, you are supposed to THROW the bomb!!?!"

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    Re: Suicide bomb instructor goes boom, kills 22 militants

    Quote Originally Posted by roguenuke View Post
    I feel terrible for this (but not really), but I still can't help but think about the Jeff Dunham skit with Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

    "Jeff Dunham: [referring to the suicide bomber training camp] Is that a nice facility?
    Achmed the Dead Terrorist: It used to be.
    Jeff Dunham: What happened?
    Achmed the Dead Terrorist: New guy. The idiot tried to practice.
    Jeff Dunham: What did you guys learn from that?
    Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Location, location, location."

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    Was going to post that myself.

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    Re: Suicide bomb instructor goes boom, kills 22 militants

    Quote Originally Posted by Verax View Post
    Was going to post that myself.

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    I don't think there's a more painfully unfunny "comedian" on the planet than Jeff Dunham.
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    Re: Suicide bomb instructor goes boom, kills 22 militants

    Quote Originally Posted by Kobie View Post
    I don't think there's a more painfully unfunny "comedian" on the planet than Jeff Dunham.
    The Achmed the Dead Terrorist skit was the first thing I had ever seen of him, our family loved it. We eagerly watched one of his full shows when it came on and were... disappointed. His other stuff is unwatchable.

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