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    Re: Kim Jong Un fed his uncle to 120 starving dogs: report

    Quote Originally Posted by Cardinal View Post
    Well, let's just say for the sake of argument it turns out the story originated from The Onion. How is it a joke if the satire is more or less equal to the reality? It reminds me of the conundrum comedians faced in trying to imitate George W. Bush sounding stupid.

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    Re: Kim Jong Un fed his uncle to 120 starving dogs: report

    Quote Originally Posted by Jetboogieman View Post
    "Lunch" a nuclear missile? What?

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    Re: Kim Jong Un fed his uncle to 120 starving dogs: report

    Quote Originally Posted by Cardinal View Post
    "Lunch" a nuclear missile? What?

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    Re: Kim Jong Un fed his uncle to 120 starving dogs: report

    Oh dear, I expected to read that he made his way into the Chinese donkey meat somehow.
    Seriously though, if true, this is as bad as it gets. I guess no one will ever know what's really going on, and there is very little we can do about it.

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    Re: Kim Jong Un fed his uncle to 120 starving dogs: report

    I don't care the mode, executing your Uncle is pretty nuttish in itself.
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    Re: Kim Jong Un fed his uncle to 120 starving dogs: report

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    PYONGYANG—Following reports earlier this morning that the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea successfully conducted its third nuclear test, sources confirmed that every nation on the planet has surrendered to the mighty East Asian dictatorship.
    World Surrenders To North Korea | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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    Re: Kim Jong Un fed his uncle to 120 starving dogs: report

    Quote Originally Posted by ecofarm View Post
    I think me and 5 others could take 120 dogs.
    Depends on the type of dogs. How aggressive and how hungry.

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    Re: Kim Jong Un fed his uncle to 120 starving dogs: report

    Quote Originally Posted by iacardsfan View Post
    I don't care the mode, executing your Uncle is pretty nuttish in itself.
    Not his favorite uncle, that's for sure. I had two uncles that I pretty well hated.

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    Re: Kim Jong Un fed his uncle to 120 starving dogs: report

    Ok I just loled at work.

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    Re: Kim Jong Un fed his uncle to 120 starving dogs: report

    Quote Originally Posted by CRUE CAB View Post
    Depends on the type of dogs. How aggressive and how hungry.
    The hungrier the better, they're weak and ready to turn on the alphas. Their aggression cannot compare to mine.

    Me and 5 people like me could take 120 dogs. Perhaps 2-3 of us would survive, at least 1 for sure.

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