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    Re: Butterball warns of a turkey shortage!

    Quote Originally Posted by Fisher View Post
    Why? Wild Turkey in my area at least is so tough and stringy that there is really no point killing one.
    Hmmm when I have some Wild Turkey I usually end up on the floor.
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    Re: Butterball warns of a turkey shortage!

    Quote Originally Posted by americanwoman View Post
    Hmmm when I have some Wild Turkey I usually end up on the floor.
    as long as your knees end up there too, it is all good. If not, an intervention may be in order

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    Re: Butterball warns of a turkey shortage!

    Quote Originally Posted by CanadaJohn View Post
    In related news, the Obama administration warns that they are running out of subsidized exchange health insurance plans. Better shop early folks!!
    Amazing. You managed to bring up OBUMMER BAD in a post that has absolutely nothing to do with any sort of government operation. You win the partisan hack gold medal.
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    Re: Butterball warns of a turkey shortage!

    Tell Butterball to go to the Whitehouse.
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    Re: Butterball warns of a turkey shortage!

    Quote Originally Posted by rhinefire View Post
    Tell Butterball to go to the Whitehouse.
    Look, it's just turkeys we're short on. We don't need to resort to cannibalism yet.
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    Re: Butterball warns of a turkey shortage!

    Quote Originally Posted by GottaGo View Post
    Prices just doubled, I'm sure.

    Considering I have a flock, actually two, of wild turkeys that meander through my yard on any given day, I may be able to get mine at cut rate prices.
    I've got a whole bunch of Wild Turkey too. It's gonna be a great Thanksgiving!


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    Re: Butterball warns of a turkey shortage!

    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Amazing. You managed to bring up OBUMMER BAD in a post that has absolutely nothing to do with any sort of government operation. You win the partisan hack gold medal.
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    Re: Butterball warns of a turkey shortage!

    Quote Originally Posted by WCH View Post
    If you're planning on serving your family a fresh turkey this Thanksgiving, you may be hard pressed to find one available at your local supermarket.

    Less than two weeks before the year's greatest food holiday, Butterball, the nation's largest producer of turkeys, is warning of a shortage of birds.

    Butterball announced that it will be shipping out half as many large, fresh never-frozen turkeys to retailers this year. The company says many of its birds had trouble gaining weight during the production process. And though the cause of the problem remains a mystery, food distributors say their orders for turkeys 16 pounds and bigger have been slashed in half. Sixteen pounds is the national average for Thanksgiving holiday turkeys making this shortage a particularly concerning problem.

    Butterball warns of a turkey shortage | Fox News


    This might not seem like a big deal to some but, I can think of a several dozen housewives/cooks who might be having a panic attack about now.
    My wife, quite proudly, announced to me last night that her brilliance had be confirmed.

    A week ago, she brought home a 23lb Butterball Turkey.

    I promptly threw myself at her feet and announced myself unworthy.

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    Re: Butterball warns of a turkey shortage!

    Quote Originally Posted by Fisher View Post
    Why? Wild Turkey in my area at least is so tough and stringy that there is really no point killing one.
    I am sure that was their plan.

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    Re: Butterball warns of a turkey shortage!

    Quote Originally Posted by ocean515 View Post
    My wife, quite proudly, announced to me last night that her brilliance had be confirmed.

    A week ago, she brought home a 23lb Butterball Turkey.

    I promptly threw myself at her feet and announced myself unworthy.
    You are a very wise man, and a great husband to have around the house!

    Greetings, ocean515.

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