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    Man Claims He Was Anally Probed 8 Times Following Traffic Stop For Drugs

    Man Claims He Was Anally Probed 8 Times Following Traffic Stop For Drugs « CBS Las Vegas

    DEMING, N.M. (CBS Las Vegas) — A New Mexico man claims he was anally probed several times by police and medical officials following a traffic stop.
    The victim, David Eckert, claims in a federal lawsuit that officers from the Deming Police Department pulled him over after he failed to make a complete stop at a stop sign outside a Walmart this past January.
    According to the lawsuit and medical records, Eckert’s abdominal area was x-rayed twice, doctors stuck fingers in his anus twice, he had three enemas inserted anally and had a colonoscopy performed. No drugs were ever found during the search.
    Setting aside the horrific journalism of calling this guy a "victim" in the second paragraph before all the facts have come out, what a crazy story this is.

    And to top it off, the guy was sent a $6,000 bill from the hospital for the procedures.

    Man Seeks Millions After N.M. Police Force Colonoscopy in Drug Search - US News and World Report

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    Re: Man Claims He Was Anally Probed 8 Times Following Traffic Stop For Drugs

    the only fair thing is to anally probe everyone involved. the judge. the cops. the dr's. every one of those sick bastards needs to have this done to them.

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    Re: Man Claims He Was Anally Probed 8 Times Following Traffic Stop For Drugs

    It seems we have a government large enough to fit in our anuses.
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    Re: Man Claims He Was Anally Probed 8 Times Following Traffic Stop For Drugs

    This sounds really messed up.

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    Re: Man Claims He Was Anally Probed 8 Times Following Traffic Stop For Drugs

    I've been to that WalMart. In fact, I was there in Deming visiting my mom last Christmas.

    It would be interesting to know what evidence they had besides "clinching" to get a search warrant. If there wasn't any, then I'd say the guy has a pretty good case. If there was other evidence just not being given and they followed procedures for such a thing (not sure what the procedure is so can't say they didn't), then he is pretty much just going to have to get over it. It all comes down to the evidence they had to obtain the search warrant. I would hope it was more than just "clinching" because that is pretty weak and would most certainly cost the town if that was all.
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    Re: Man Claims He Was Anally Probed 8 Times Following Traffic Stop For Drugs

    I'm curious what our man Eckert's history is with drugs and the police.

    I'd bet he wasn't the local hardware store owner with a wife and two kids.

    But this is beyond silly to keep digging further up this guy's backside when you'd think an X-ray would do the trick.

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    Re: Man Claims He Was Anally Probed 8 Times Following Traffic Stop For Drugs

    He's a 63 year old "scrap metal tradesman" - translated, he's an indigent crack addict stealing copper wire to support his habit. These officers were trying to run him out of their community and didn't think anyone would listen to an old crackhead. Unless there's something we're not hearing here, they should all lose their job and the old fart will be in the market for some bigass rocks.

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    Re: Man Claims He Was Anally Probed 8 Times Following Traffic Stop For Drugs

    Quote Originally Posted by Erod View Post
    I'm curious what our man Eckert's history is with drugs and the police.

    I'd bet he wasn't the local hardware store owner with a wife and two kids.

    But this is beyond silly to keep digging further up this guy's backside when you'd think an X-ray would do the trick.
    I'm not sure if the xray alone really would do the trick when it comes to looking for drugs. Now, was it too invasive, most likely. But it also would be good to know what the procedure normally is or what it is set as in this town or county or even state and how excessively invasive it truly was in comparison to the normal procedure. The "anally probed 8 times" thing is a bit of an exaggeration though. There were four different procedures performed while the claim being made makes it sound as if the same thing was done to the guy 8 times.
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    Re: Man Claims He Was Anally Probed 8 Times Following Traffic Stop For Drugs

    the new America: We would rather anally probe 100 innocent men then let a single person use drugs in a recreational manner.

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    Re: Man Claims He Was Anally Probed 8 Times Following Traffic Stop For Drugs

    It's like I always say: A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to probe your anus.
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