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    Re: Man Claims He Was Anally Probed 8 Times Following Traffic Stop For Drugs

    Quote Originally Posted by Dittohead not! View Post
    The above story is not even a little bit credible. A colonoscopy, and one he was charged for? Implausible. Was he on a clear liquid diet for 24 hours prior? Did he have to drink that awful salty nasty stuff to clean him out first?
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    Re: Man Claims He Was Anally Probed 8 Times Following Traffic Stop For Drugs

    Quote Originally Posted by Grant View Post
    "The bulk of the accusations"? Even if a small percentage of them are true it's a weird, evil and disgusting thing.
    It really isn't. Some of those things are in fact common for looking for drugs. From what I have read, it doesn't sound as if the warrant should have been issued (barring additional evidence otherwise) to begin with, which makes the issue moot, but the exam itself (to at least a lesser degree) is not really that "weird".
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    Re: Man Claims He Was Anally Probed 8 Times Following Traffic Stop For Drugs

    Quote Originally Posted by roguenuke View Post
    It really isn't. Some of those things are in fact common for looking for drugs. From what I have read, it doesn't sound as if the warrant should have been issued (barring additional evidence otherwise) to begin with, which makes the issue moot, but the exam itself (to at least a lesser degree) is not really that "weird".
    Unless they thought he swallowed drugs, and they were making their way through his digestive system. I really don't see the point of a colonoscopy though. Squat and cough should be enough if they think he put drugs in his rectum. He couldn't have really put them that far up in there. It really seems like they took this search a bit too far IMO.

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    Re: Man Claims He Was Anally Probed 8 Times Following Traffic Stop For Drugs

    The Teachable Moment here being:

    If cops or any other folks flashing badges at you are in close proximity, make sure that your gluteal muscles are very, very relaxed. Nothing raises suspicion like clenched buttocks in the presence of Authorities.

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    Re: Man Claims He Was Anally Probed 8 Times Following Traffic Stop For Drugs

    Quote Originally Posted by Erod View Post
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    Re: Man Claims He Was Anally Probed 8 Times Following Traffic Stop For Drugs

    Quote Originally Posted by roguenuke View Post
    It really isn't. Some of those things are in fact common for looking for drugs. From what I have read, it doesn't sound as if the warrant should have been issued (barring additional evidence otherwise) to begin with, which makes the issue moot, but the exam itself (to at least a lesser degree) is not really that "weird".
    Being repeatedly anally probed is "common for looking for drugs"?? What's happening to America? Is every citizen now under suspicion for some crime or another, real or potential?

    There are many stories coming our of America similar to these, each violating the rights of a citizen sometimes to the point of death. Happening occasionally it might seem like an error in judgement but recently it appears to be a rather dangerous trend.

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    Re: Man Claims He Was Anally Probed 8 Times Following Traffic Stop For Drugs

    Quote Originally Posted by roguenuke View Post
    It really isn't. Some of those things are in fact common for looking for drugs. From what I have read, it doesn't sound as if the warrant should have been issued (barring additional evidence otherwise) to begin with, which makes the issue moot, but the exam itself (to at least a lesser degree) is not really that "weird".
    I'm not certain. Unexpectedly having your anal probed by several strangers might seem weird to some recipients of this treatment, terrifying in fact.

    If this is becomes commonplace a warning should be given to all tourists intending to visit the US. Perhaps a few of these anal probing facilities stationed at the border might discourage illegals from entering the country.

    A general warning should be issued that everyone must keep their butt cheeks unclenched while visiting the US or they might be seriously rogered by people who have been given this authority

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    Re: Man Claims He Was Anally Probed 8 Times Following Traffic Stop For Drugs

    Quote Originally Posted by Blue_State View Post
    Not sure many people got that...I loved it though.
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    Re: Man Claims He Was Anally Probed 8 Times Following Traffic Stop For Drugs

    Quote Originally Posted by Erod View Post
    Can I borrow your towel, I just hit a water buffalo.
    Why don't we go lay on the bed and I'll fill you in?
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    Re: Man Claims He Was Anally Probed 8 Times Following Traffic Stop For Drugs

    Yeah I saw this. I was sympathetic until I saw that he had a history of hiding drugs up his ass. Now I see him less as a victim and more as someone who brought it upon himself. If he was some innocent citizen...I'd be screaming foul...but he's not. He's a career criminal with a fixation of hiding things in his anal cavity. In that light I don't think the officers we're wrong at all.


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