It was because of a programming error on healthcare.gov that accidentally linked to twitter.com and grabbed his tweet and mixed it with someone's medical records in Connecticut whose doctor misinterpreted the data and scheduled them for immediate surgery, but when asked by the hospital why they were dissing Obama they refused them service, whereupon the patient wrote their congressman, using words they shouldn't, which triggered the NSA computers, which shot a memo to the IRS, which sent an agent to their address, which had been transcribed incorrectly sending them to Obama's favorite pro shop where Obama just happened to be shopping for more golf balls. Seeing the commotion, Obama ordered one of his secret service agents to arrest the IRS agent who told his boss, who told his boss, who emailed his wife, who tweeted her lover, whereupon her lover's husband started a thread in his favorite political debate forum, dissing gays in general, which cranked up the NSA computers once again, this time intercepted by another programming "glitch" on healthcare.gov which routed the thread via AlJazeera's portal to the kitchen server in the White House; the post having been re-transcribed into Farsi, albeit in a dialect causing the head chef to interpret it as a meal request for Ms. Sebelius, who can't stand tabouleh. Meanwhile, Obama shot a 64 on the back nine, which he recorded in his smart phone and emailed to Michelle, whose computer was also infected by the healthcare.gov virus, and was inadvertently given the records of a 64 year old woman from Toledo, who happened to be the aunt of the white house aid, who told her nephew of the strange call she'd received from the first lady. Splurting his tabouleh over keyboard, an aid thought he was choking and started administering the Heimlich maneuver, which earned him a jab in the face, which initiated an investigation....
Competence sometimes takes a circuitous route to complete.