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    Brooklyn Toilets Explode Causing Multiple Injuries

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    Pierre was knocked unconscious from the blast and woke up covered in blood. He was then taken to Methodist Hospital where he received 30 stitches on his head, arm, and legs to close the shrapnel wounds that the toilet inflicted.

    This is not the first time high air pressure has caused a toilet to explode. A female employee in a federal building in Washington, D.C. was sent to the hospital in 2011 after suffering serious injuries when the toilet she was sitting on exploded.



    First time I hear toilets can actually explode. I confess that what I usually throw at them isn't pretty, but I didn't know they could fight back!

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    Re: Brooklyn Toilets Explode Causing Multiple Injuries

    High air pressure? What kind of toilets are these?
    Don't work out, work in.

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    Re: Brooklyn Toilets Explode Causing Multiple Injuries

    Quote Originally Posted by paris View Post
    Brooklyn Toilets Explode Causing Multiple Injuries








    First time I hear toilets can actually explode. I confess that what I usually throw at them isn't pretty, but I didn't know they could fight back!
    Oops, that was me. I farted. Sorry about that.
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    Re: Brooklyn Toilets Explode Causing Multiple Injuries

    and this gentlemen is why you always put the seat down after your done.
    ‘This is not peace, it is an armistice for 20 years.’ (Ferdinand Foch. After the Treaty of Versailles, 1919).

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    My worst nightmare is to die on a toilet like Elvis, this seems to make it even more possible.

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    Re: Brooklyn Toilets Explode Causing Multiple Injuries

    We used to put M80s down them and flush. This is probably the first blow in the sewer croc revolution.

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    Re: Brooklyn Toilets Explode Causing Multiple Injuries

    Quote Originally Posted by clownboy View Post
    We used to put M80s down them and flush. This is probably the first blow in the sewer croc revolution.
    I got kicked out of school for doing that, and had to go to summer school. LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    I got kicked out of school for doing that, and had to go to summer school. LOL.
    That sucks. Summer is the best season for taking a crap in the wild.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paris View Post
    That sucks. Summer is the best season for taking a crap in the wild.
    Actually, that turned out to be quite good. The summer school I went to had advanced courses that my regular junior high school didn't offer. So I was taking a pre-calculus course when I was in the 8th grade. LOL.
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