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Brooklyn Toilets Explode Causing Multiple Injuries

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Brooklyn Toilets Explode Causing Multiple Injuries

Pierre was knocked unconscious from the blast and woke up covered in blood. He was then taken to Methodist Hospital where he received 30 stitches on his head, arm, and legs to close the shrapnel wounds that the toilet inflicted.

This is not the first time high air pressure has caused a toilet to explode. A female employee in a federal building in Washington, D.C. was sent to the hospital in 2011 after suffering serious injuries when the toilet she was sitting on exploded.
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First time I hear toilets can actually explode. I confess that what I usually throw at them isn't pretty, but I didn't know they could fight back!
 
High air pressure? What kind of toilets are these? :shock:
 
and this gentlemen is why you always put the seat down after your done.
 
We used to put M80s down them and flush. This is probably the first blow in the sewer croc revolution. :mrgreen:
 
clownboy said:
We used to put M80s down them and flush. This is probably the first blow in the sewer croc revolution. :mrgreen:
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I got kicked out of school for doing that, and had to go to summer school. LOL.
 
danarhea said:
I got kicked out of school for doing that, and had to go to summer school. LOL.
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That sucks. Summer is the best season for taking a crap in the wild.
 
paris said:
That sucks. Summer is the best season for taking a crap in the wild.
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Actually, that turned out to be quite good. The summer school I went to had advanced courses that my regular junior high school didn't offer. So I was taking a pre-calculus course when I was in the 8th grade. LOL.
 
danarhea said:
Actually, that turned out to be quite good. The summer school I went to had advanced courses that my regular junior high school didn't offer. So I was taking a pre-calculus course when I was in the 8th grade. LOL.
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Calculus, is that the kidney thing that hurts when taking a piss?
 
paris said:
Calculus, is that the kidney thing that hurts when taking a piss?
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No, that's where the consipated mathemetician has to work everything out with a pencil. :mrgreen:
 
paris said:
What did you eat? Dynamite? :shock:
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Just beans and beer. Beans and beer are my curse in life. I have been ordered by the court not to go within 500 feet of any human being. LOL.
 
Thanks a lot, Obama.
 
sawyerloggingon said:
My worst nightmare is to die on a toilet like Elvis, this seems to make it even more possible.:lol:
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Elvis was not the first person to die on the toilet, there are some previous cases of this kind of death happening in the past. and the funny thing is not all the deaths involving toliets were from natural causes.
 
Unitedwestand13 said:
Elvis was not the first person to die on the toilet, there are some previous cases of this kind of death happening in the past. and the funny thing is not all the deaths involving toliets were from natural causes.
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I'm just saying, if I ever die on a toilet just SHOOT ME!:lol:
 
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