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    Re: Brooklyn Toilets Explode Causing Multiple Injuries

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    Actually, that turned out to be quite good. The summer school I went to had advanced courses that my regular junior high school didn't offer. So I was taking a pre-calculus course when I was in the 8th grade. LOL.
    Calculus, is that the kidney thing that hurts when taking a piss?

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    Quote Originally Posted by paris View Post
    Calculus, is that the kidney thing that hurts when taking a piss?
    No, that's where the consipated mathemetician has to work everything out with a pencil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    Oops, that was me. I farted. Sorry about that.
    What did you eat? Dynamite?

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    Re: Brooklyn Toilets Explode Causing Multiple Injuries

    Quote Originally Posted by Manc Skipper View Post
    High air pressure? What kind of toilets are these?
    Seems we don't have them here yet. Better watch it.

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    Re: Brooklyn Toilets Explode Causing Multiple Injuries

    Quote Originally Posted by paris View Post
    What did you eat? Dynamite?
    Just beans and beer. Beans and beer are my curse in life. I have been ordered by the court not to go within 500 feet of any human being. LOL.
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    Re: Brooklyn Toilets Explode Causing Multiple Injuries

    Thanks a lot, Obama.
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    Re: Brooklyn Toilets Explode Causing Multiple Injuries

    Quote Originally Posted by paris View Post
    What did you eat? Dynamite?
    Maybe they're taking nitro pills.

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    Re: Brooklyn Toilets Explode Causing Multiple Injuries

    Quote Originally Posted by sawyerloggingon View Post
    My worst nightmare is to die on a toilet like Elvis, this seems to make it even more possible.
    Elvis was not the first person to die on the toilet, there are some previous cases of this kind of death happening in the past. and the funny thing is not all the deaths involving toliets were from natural causes.

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    Re: Brooklyn Toilets Explode Causing Multiple Injuries

    Quote Originally Posted by paris View Post
    Brooklyn Toilets Explode Causing Multiple Injuries






    First time I hear toilets can actually explode. I confess that what I usually throw at them isn't pretty, but I didn't know they could fight back!
    I use to live a few blocks away from Methodist hospital. The least of our concerns back then was exploding terlits

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    Re: Brooklyn Toilets Explode Causing Multiple Injuries

    Quote Originally Posted by Unitedwestand13 View Post
    Elvis was not the first person to die on the toilet, there are some previous cases of this kind of death happening in the past. and the funny thing is not all the deaths involving toliets were from natural causes.
    I'm just saying, if I ever die on a toilet just SHOOT ME!

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