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    Re: Netherlands Close Eight Prisons Due To Lack Of Criminals

    Quote Originally Posted by humbolt View Post
    Dear Nether Regions: Well then, you absolutely didn't milk every damn thing out'n your slaves while you had 'em. We did. Let me direct you back to the stock option for a sec. We have some solar companies here that are backed by the gubmint. It's a sure thing. Why, hell...They're gonna flood the market with cheap, and we're talkin high class, solar panels. What's to lose? It's all up. Better take it. Better'n cash. Last chance. If ya haven't noticed, we got us a corner on the prisoner market. There's prisons evrawhere. Sincerely, Loosin interest, but a happy US
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    We're way ahead of you when it comes to sustainable power sources and while our land may be lower than sea level, your financial house is not.

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    Re: Netherlands Close Eight Prisons Due To Lack Of Criminals

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    Dear Untied States

    We're way ahead of you when it comes to sustainable power sources and while our land may be lower than sea level, your financial house is not.

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    Very good. I think I'll end it. We'll just take our prisoners elsewhere. Of course, if we'd eliminate the costly and useless war on drugs, we could afford to house our prisoners. There wouldn't be so many of 'em. You're expecting common sense here. That's asking a lot more than we're willing to deliver.

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    Re: Netherlands Close Eight Prisons Due To Lack Of Criminals

    Quote Originally Posted by VanceMack View Post
    I wonder if that will be followed by "Netherlands PM declares it isnt the poor dears fault...their ancestors were oppressed"
    He'll blame Bush!...lol
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    Re: Netherlands Close Eight Prisons Due To Lack Of Criminals

    Quote Originally Posted by humbolt View Post
    Very good. I think I'll end it. We'll just take our prisoners elsewhere. Of course, if we'd eliminate the costly and useless war on drugs, we could afford to house our prisoners. There wouldn't be so many of 'em. You're expecting common sense here. That's asking a lot more than we're willing to deliver.
    I suggest Mexico. They don't mind packing 'em in, and they sure could use the money
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    Re: Netherlands Close Eight Prisons Due To Lack Of Criminals

    to think that people doubt me when i say there are alternatives to the prison-industrial complex. We give out 35 year sentences for stealing golf clubs, arrests for vegetable garden, "chalking," sarcastic comments on facebook, even filming the cops.

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    Re: Netherlands Close Eight Prisons Due To Lack Of Criminals

    Quote Originally Posted by VanceMack View Post
    Dear Netherlands.

    We would like to ship you 8 prisons worth of violent felons. After they serve their time we would like you to let them assimilate with your culture as it is obviously superior to ours.

    Thanks so much...

    Love, America
    Sorry America,

    we love you all but we have our own criminals and our own problems. Also, if they are American felons they would have to go back to their own country.

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    Re: Netherlands Close Eight Prisons Due To Lack Of Criminals

    Quote Originally Posted by specklebang View Post
    Dear America,

    We have plenty of room for your violent criminals since we don't imprison everyone who commits a petty crime. This will be good for you because you often release your murderers and rapists due to lack of room to incarcerate your drug users. We simply send our drug users for treatment and those who don't respond to treatment are allowed to quietly continue their habits as long as they don't bother other people.

    So, when you give someone 30 years for murdering children, they won't get out in 7 years because they have accepted Jesus as their personal savior. They'll be here the whole 30 years and your citizens will be much safer.

    In the meantime, we can use your dollars so unlike you, our streets don't have potholes and our infrastructure isn't crumbling.

    Sincerely,
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    Sorry America,

    non-violent drug users who do not have a criminal history and who's only crime was possession will not get prison time.

    and no, in the Netherlands people who find Jesus will not be set free before their minimum served time is over and done with.

    Sincerely the actual Netherlands.
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    Re: Netherlands Close Eight Prisons Due To Lack Of Criminals

    Quote Originally Posted by Peter King View Post
    Sorry America,

    non-violent drug users who do not have a criminal history and who's only crime was possession will not get prison time.

    and no, in the Netherlands people who find Jesus will not be set free before their minimum served time is over and done with.

    Sincerely the actual Netherlands.
    Dear Actual Netherlands,

    Could you possibly have misread my post that I was gracious enough to put up on your behalf?
    Dear America,

    We have plenty of room for your violent criminals since we don't imprison everyone who commits a petty crime. This will be good for you because you often release your murderers and rapists due to lack of room to incarcerate your drug users. We simply send our drug users for treatment and those who don't respond to treatment are allowed to quietly continue their habits as long as they don't bother other people.

    So, when you give someone 30 years for murdering children, they won't get out in 7 years because they have accepted Jesus as their personal savior. They'll be here the whole 30 years and your citizens will be much safer.

    In the meantime, we can use your dollars so unlike you, our streets don't have potholes and our infrastructure isn't crumbling.

    Sincerely,
    The Netherlands

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    Re: Netherlands Close Eight Prisons Due To Lack Of Criminals

    Quote Originally Posted by apdst View Post
    Dear Netherlands,

    Put up, or shut up...

    Us.
    Sorry, not shutting up but imprisonment in the Netherlands is not possible due to human rights issues with holding prisoners thousands of miles from their loved ones.

    Sincerely
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    Re: Netherlands Close Eight Prisons Due To Lack Of Criminals

    Quote Originally Posted by sangha View Post
    In addition, in some places, peeing in a public place gets one labelled a sex offender and burglary is considered a violent felony.
    Do you have a link for that first one?

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