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    Re: Netherlands Close Eight Prisons Due To Lack Of Criminals

    Quote Originally Posted by VanceMack View Post
    Dear Netherlands.

    We would like to ship you 8 prisons worth of violent felons. After they serve their time we would like you to let them assimilate with your culture as it is obviously superior to ours.

    Thanks so much...

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    Maybe the Dutch can reform some of those animals.
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    Re: Netherlands Close Eight Prisons Due To Lack Of Criminals

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    Maybe the Dutch can reform some of those animals.
    Dare to dream...I'm in for the social experiment. My money is on the headlines "The Netherlands see's a spike in violent crime following pioneering prison transfer program"

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    Re: Netherlands Close Eight Prisons Due To Lack Of Criminals

    Quote Originally Posted by specklebang View Post
    Dear America,

    We have plenty of room for your violent criminals since we don't imprison everyone who commits a petty crime. This will be good for you because you often release your murderers and rapists due to lack of room to incarcerate your drug users. We simply send our drug users for treatment and those who don't respond to treatment are allowed to quietly continue their habits as long as they don't bother other people.

    So, when you give someone 30 years for murdering children, they won't get out in 7 years because they have accepted Jesus as their personal savior. They'll be here the whole 30 years and your citizens will be much safer.

    In the meantime, we can use your dollars so unlike you, our streets don't have potholes and our infrastructure isn't crumbling.

    Sincerely,
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    Dear Netherlands,

    Sounds like a match made in heaven. We will be shipping the first 10,000 violent felons by air (because...by boat...ummm...that just 'feels' wrong) next week.

    Love your streets. Hugs...US

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    Re: Netherlands Close Eight Prisons Due To Lack Of Criminals

    Quote Originally Posted by specklebang View Post
    Dear America,

    We have plenty of room for your violent criminals since we don't imprison everyone who commits a petty crime. This will be good for you because you often release your murderers and rapists due to lack of room to incarcerate your drug users. We simply send our drug users for treatment and those who don't respond to treatment are allowed to quietly continue their habits as long as they don't bother other people.

    So, when you give someone 30 years for murdering children, they won't get out in 7 years because they have accepted Jesus as their personal savior. They'll be here the whole 30 years and your citizens will be much safer.

    In the meantime, we can use your dollars so unlike you, our streets don't have potholes and our infrastructure isn't crumbling.

    Sincerely,
    The Netherlands
    Sounds like a good case for the death penalty.
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    Re: Netherlands Close Eight Prisons Due To Lack Of Criminals

    Quote Originally Posted by VanceMack View Post
    Dear Netherlands,

    Sounds like a match made in heaven. We will be shipping the first 10,000 violent felons by air (because...by boat...ummm...that just 'feels' wrong) next week.

    Love your streets. Hugs...US
    Air travel would be more comfortable. Wouldnt want them to be uncomfortable.
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    At least Bill saved his transgressions for grown women. Not suggesting what he did was OK. But he didn't chase 14 year olds.

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    Re: Netherlands Close Eight Prisons Due To Lack Of Criminals

    Quote Originally Posted by VanceMack View Post
    Dare to dream...I'm in for the social experiment. My money is on the headlines "The Netherlands see's a spike in violent crime following pioneering prison transfer program"
    Or, "Gang violence in The Netherlands out of control; state of emergency"
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    At least Bill saved his transgressions for grown women. Not suggesting what he did was OK. But he didn't chase 14 year olds.

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    Re: Netherlands Close Eight Prisons Due To Lack Of Criminals

    Quote Originally Posted by apdst View Post
    Sounds like a good case for the death penalty.
    Sure. Of course, there's that 20 years and millions of dollars in legal fees and the unfortunate fact that once you're dead you really don't suffer. Maybe you can use drones and dump that silly due process approach that you don't like.

    We'll be sorry to lose the business but maybe we can convert our prison surplus to hotel rooms so your American refugees escaping your burdensome taxes can have an inexpensive place to sleep while they count their money.

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    Re: Netherlands Close Eight Prisons Due To Lack Of Criminals

    Quote Originally Posted by VanceMack View Post
    Dear Netherlands,

    Sounds like a match made in heaven. We will be shipping the first 10,000 violent felons by air (because...by boat...ummm...that just 'feels' wrong) next week.

    Love your streets. Hugs...US
    Dear America,

    Please be advised that all accommodations must be paid for IN ADVANCE. Though this is not our normal procedure, our Billing Dept has voiced concerns about the tendency of your Republican politicians to charge everything but refuse to pay when the bill comes due

    With love
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    Re: Netherlands Close Eight Prisons Due To Lack Of Criminals

    Quote Originally Posted by specklebang View Post
    Sure. Of course, there's that 20 years and millions of dollars in legal fees and the unfortunate fact that once you're dead you really don't suffer. Maybe you can use drones and dump that silly due process approach that you don't like.

    We'll be sorry to lose the business but maybe we can convert our prison surplus to hotel rooms so your American refugees escaping your burdensome taxes can have an inexpensive place to sleep while they count their money.
    Release people like Scooter Libby. That will releave some pressure on the system.
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    At least Bill saved his transgressions for grown women. Not suggesting what he did was OK. But he didn't chase 14 year olds.

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    Re: Netherlands Close Eight Prisons Due To Lack Of Criminals

    Quote Originally Posted by sangha View Post
    Dear America,

    Please be advised that all accommodations must be paid for IN ADVANCE. Though this is not our normal procedure, our Billing Dept has voiced concerns about the tendency of your Republican politicians to charge everything but refuse to pay when the bill comes due

    With love
    The Netherlands
    Dear Netherlands,

    Put up, or shut up...

    Us.
    Quote Originally Posted by Top Cat View Post
    At least Bill saved his transgressions for grown women. Not suggesting what he did was OK. But he didn't chase 14 year olds.

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