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    Re: Netherlands Close Eight Prisons Due To Lack Of Criminals

    Quote Originally Posted by Fisher View Post
    While I would normally agree with you, some liberal judge would require that we buy them first-class tickets with free pillows and heated towels. Maybe we should let Mexico send their prisoners there and then us put ours in the Mexican prisons instead.
    That's OK with me. Let's send them our drug prisoners whose terrible crime was selling a hit of acid to an undercover cop at a concert.

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    Re: Netherlands Close Eight Prisons Due To Lack Of Criminals

    Quote Originally Posted by specklebang View Post
    That's OK with me. Let's send them our drug prisoners whose terrible crime was selling a hit of acid to an undercover cop at a concert.
    Just as long as they are black--fair-skinned white people won't tolerate the Mexican sun and then we would have to waste money on Bullfrog products that will cut into our savings.

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    Re: Netherlands Close Eight Prisons Due To Lack Of Criminals

    Quote Originally Posted by DiAnna View Post
    Wonder if they'd rent those prisons out for the USA's overflow!
    Looks like an opportunity or Canada. Our gov't is considering closing the antiquated maximum nsecurity prison at Kingston, Ontario. Maybe e could contract it out.

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    Re: Netherlands Close Eight Prisons Due To Lack Of Criminals

    Quote Originally Posted by Fisher View Post
    Just as long as they are black--fair-skinned white people won't tolerate the Mexican sun and then we would have to waste money on Bullfrog products that will cut into our savings.
    Misunderstanding. I'm sending them to Holland, not Mexico. That way they can get some decent weed while they serve their sentence for engaging in a voluntary business transaction.

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    Re: Netherlands Close Eight Prisons Due To Lack Of Criminals

    Quote Originally Posted by specklebang View Post
    Misunderstanding. I'm sending them to Holland, not Mexico. That way they can get some decent weed while they serve their sentence for engaging in a voluntary business transaction.
    Then we shall have to settle this like Gentlemen the old fashioned way:


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    Re: Netherlands Close Eight Prisons Due To Lack Of Criminals

    Quote Originally Posted by Fisher View Post
    Then we shall have to settle this like Gentlemen the old fashioned way:

    At dawn, with water pistols.

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    Quote Originally Posted by specklebang View Post
    At dawn, with water pistols.
    You live in Vegas--swords might be cheaper than water

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    Re: Netherlands Close Eight Prisons Due To Lack Of Criminals

    Dear Netherlands.

    We would like to ship you 8 prisons worth of violent felons. After they serve their time we would like you to let them assimilate with your culture as it is obviously superior to ours.

    Thanks so much...

    Love, America

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    Re: Netherlands Close Eight Prisons Due To Lack Of Criminals

    Quote Originally Posted by gunner View Post
    And a cultural difference towards prisons. IIRC America locks up more criminals than any other industralized nation.

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    Are you saying that the Dutch would let the Crips and the Bloods just go about business as usual?
    Quote Originally Posted by Top Cat View Post
    At least Bill saved his transgressions for grown women. Not suggesting what he did was OK. But he didn't chase 14 year olds.

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    Re: Netherlands Close Eight Prisons Due To Lack Of Criminals

    Quote Originally Posted by VanceMack View Post
    Dear Netherlands.

    We would like to ship you 8 prisons worth of violent felons. After they serve their time we would like you to let them assimilate with your culture as it is obviously superior to ours.

    Thanks so much...

    Love, America
    Dear America,

    We have plenty of room for your violent criminals since we don't imprison everyone who commits a petty crime. This will be good for you because you often release your murderers and rapists due to lack of room to incarcerate your drug users. We simply send our drug users for treatment and those who don't respond to treatment are allowed to quietly continue their habits as long as they don't bother other people.

    So, when you give someone 30 years for murdering children, they won't get out in 7 years because they have accepted Jesus as their personal savior. They'll be here the whole 30 years and your citizens will be much safer.

    In the meantime, we can use your dollars so unlike you, our streets don't have potholes and our infrastructure isn't crumbling.

    Sincerely,
    The Netherlands

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