Americans are so enamored of equality that they would rather be equal in slavery than unequal in freedom.
Alexis de Tocqueville
A Canadian conservative is one who believes in limited government and that the government should stay out of our wallets and out of our bedrooms.
Soon after the fire chief arrived on the scene and was startled to find his firefighters aligned in a fire bucket line throwing logs into the smoldering building.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!" the chief screamed at the captain who was manning the front of the line.
"Well, chief, after a few minutes we realized the building is a total loss... right now we are just trying to save the meat."
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