Homosexuality isn't normal, studies are wrong, you could AT LEAST pretend you didn't get your borderline asinine ego handed back to you with the kind of logical framework that debunks any claims that you have something a gay would want to begin with.
Here, I've got a clue for you:
1. Nobody is trying to get in your pants.
2. Even if you were naked in a locker room, being in the closet/out gay man staring at you fantasy/fetish/nightmare isn't going to happen.
3. If you still believe it will, you probably have some insecurity issues to deal with. They come hand in hand with believing that any woman who talks to you at a bar is trying to sleep with you.