"What are you in for?"
What about you?"
"And finally, you?"
"Oh, well, I stole President Obama's teleprompter."
This is why sarah palin writes her notes on her hands.
Yes, the property of the White House Communications Agency is sacrosanct."The theft of government property is a serious offense," Assistant U.S. Attorney Roderick Young said during Virginia resident Eric Brown’s sentencing hearing, according to NBC News. "It's all the more serious when the property belongs to the White House Communications Agency."
An Enlightened Master is ideal only if your goal is to become a Benighted Slave. -- Robert Anton Wilson