Tucker Case - Tard magnet.
I still want to know how they found out she had premarital sex in the first place. I mean, she did eventually admit it, but they had literally no way to prove it if she wasn't forthcoming with the information.
She could have been artificially inseminated, and I doubt her contract was very specific on that point. And additionally, she always could have gotten pregnant from the holy spirit (at least her bosses allow for that possibility).
"Political speech and writing are largely the defense of the indefensible. . . . Thus political language has to consist largely of euphemism, question-begging and sheer cloudy vagueness."
~Orwell, Politics and the English Language