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    Re: Ahmadinejad says he is ready to be first Iranian in space

    Quote Originally Posted by Pilot View Post
    That depends on his health. John Glenn's last trip to space was at age 77. The biggest difference is that Glenn had flown many trips before, and was a Marine pilot before entering the space program. Ahmadinejad is old and untrained. His biggest danger, other than largely unproven Iranian equipment, would be human error.
    I wouldn't think the immense G-force that will be applied to his untrained body will not do him any good.

    Glenn had trained all his life and had the pressure applied to his body many times before.

    I guess we will just have to get out the popcorn and watch the festivities.

    Even if he died in flight, we won't know about it.

    Iran will lie and say everything went fine and he is now on vacation.

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    Re: Ahmadinejad says he is ready to be first Iranian in space

    Quote Originally Posted by ecofarm View Post
    How about a photo shop of Assad's face on the monkey.
    Will this suffice?

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    Re: Ahmadinejad says he is ready to be first Iranian in space

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    Will this suffice?
    Fair enough, the regime uses him the same. Adinnerjacket commits (political) suicide on a regular basis.

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    Re: Ahmadinejad says he is ready to be first Iranian in space

    Well, it looks like if their Pres. is going, Iran's not monkeying around with this, that's for sure .. though I think McCain phrased it differently ...
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    Re: Ahmadinejad says he is ready to be first Iranian in space

    I hear the weather is quite nice on Venus this time of year. Nothing beats a vacation on Venus. I hear a lot of people love it so much they don't come back.

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    Re: Ahmadinejad says he is ready to be first Iranian in space

    Quote Originally Posted by lemmiwinx View Post
    I hear the weather is quite nice on Venus this time of year. Nothing beats a vacation on Venus. I hear a lot of people love it so much they don't come back.

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    Re: Ahmadinejad says he is ready to be first Iranian in space

    You might say the man is a lunatic!
    He touched her over her bra and underpants, she says, and guided her hand to touch him over his underwear
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    We’ll say what? Something like “nothing happened” ... Yeah, we might say something like that.

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    Re: Ahmadinejad says he is ready to be first Iranian in space

    Quote Originally Posted by Pilot View Post
    That depends on his health. John Glenn's last trip to space was at age 77. The biggest difference is that Glenn had flown many trips before, and was a Marine pilot before entering the space program. Ahmadinejad is old and untrained. His biggest danger, other than largely unproven Iranian equipment, would be human error.
    Let's hear it for largely unproven Iranian equipment and human error! Hip, hip hurrah!
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    Re: Ahmadinejad says he is ready to be first Iranian in space

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    Ahmadinejad says he is ready to be first Iranian in space | Reuters



    This is not a satire article, Iranian President Ahmadinejad has actually said he is willing to risk his life to be the first human Iran sends into space. Assuming he is serious and this is not solely propaganda, what do you think his chances of returning would be?
    Oh, I'm sure he will come back in one piece or another - however living is a different story.

    Apparently Ahmadinejad doesn't understand you have to be an ace pilot and pretty much a genius with a wealth of knowledge to go into space and come back safely. I suppose he could just "go for a ride" however that wouldn't make him the first Iranian in space.

    I would love to see what vehicle Iran has proposed would bring them to space, not to mention reentry. I suppose getting to space isn't that difficult, however coming back is.

    All I have to say is that if Ahmadinejad's leg lands in my backyard I'm posting it on youtube and selling it on ebay.

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    Re: Ahmadinejad says he is ready to be first Iranian in space

    Quote Originally Posted by ecofarm View Post
    How about a photo shop of Assad's face on the monkey.
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