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    Re: Peace, turkey pardoned by President Obama last Thanksgiving, euthanized

    TIL (Today I Learned, for you old folks): Turkeys are Republicans.
    I refuse to accept the view that mankind is so tragically bound to the starless midnight of racism and war that the bright daybreak of peace and brotherhood can never become a reality. - MLK

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    Re: Peace, turkey pardoned by President Obama last Thanksgiving, euthanized

    Quote Originally Posted by Hatuey View Post
    TIL (Today I Learned, for you old folks): Turkeys are Republicans.
    No wonder Obama ate one. Cant make em raise taxes, off with their head!

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    Re: Peace, turkey pardoned by President Obama last Thanksgiving, euthanized

    Quote Originally Posted by jonny5 View Post
    No wonder Obama ate one. Cant make em raise taxes, off with their head!
    Yeah, then blamed the whole thing on them for not cooperating in their own demise.
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    Re: Peace, turkey pardoned by President Obama last Thanksgiving, euthanized

    I hate to break this to you but the President has been pardoning Turkeys (human and otherwise) since Kennedy. It is now a tradition.
    "Those who do not learn from history and condemned to relive it".

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    Re: Peace, turkey pardoned by President Obama last Thanksgiving, euthanized

    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Every turkey pardoned by a president dies eventually.
    Yeah we have to get to the bottom of Turkey gate. Those GD commie, socialist, fascist, Marxists turkeys are at it againl.
    "Those who do not learn from history and condemned to relive it".

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    Re: Peace, turkey pardoned by President Obama last Thanksgiving, euthanized

    At least Socks was spared, even if it was a bit of a downgrade and Catnip is available only occasionally now. Maybe Socks could eat one of the fishes that ate Buddy. Poetic Justice.


    Quote Originally Posted by TurtleDude View Post
    might have been "cleaned" by the same guy who took the contract on clinton's dog

    "buddy" had to sleep with da fishes cuz he knew which pussies were seen with Bill and which ones were seen with hillary!!

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    Re: Peace, turkey pardoned by President Obama last Thanksgiving, euthanized

    Quote Originally Posted by specklebang View Post
    At least Socks was spared, even if it was a bit of a downgrade and Catnip is available only occasionally now. Maybe Socks could eat one of the fishes that ate Buddy. Poetic Justice.

    he was safe, the cat got his tongue and he was sworn to silence. He won't ever tell who else Bill did "Crouching Intern, Hidden Cigar" with or if Hillary really was impregnated by Donna Shalala or Janet Reno!!

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