If I'm ever President (heaven protect me from such a dire fate!), I will show up at the Turkey Pardoning ceremony with a good sharp hatchet and show 'em how it's done.
Fiddling While Rome Burns
Carthago Delenda Est
"I used to roll the dice; see the fear in my enemies' eyes... listen as the crowd would sing, 'now the old king is dead, Long Live the King.'.."
Lets just hope the video of the turkey doesnt cause an incident in the middle east.
I love the NSA. It's like having a secret fan-base you will never see, but they're there, watching everything you write and it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside knowing that I may be some person's only form of unconstitutional entertainment one night.