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    Re: Peace, turkey pardoned by President Obama last Thanksgiving, euthanized

    Quote Originally Posted by j-mac View Post
    Oh that is hilarious....Anyone know how big the bird was served at the WH yesterday? You just can't make this stuff up....Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
    Whats the point of this topic?

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    Re: Peace, turkey pardoned by President Obama last Thanksgiving, euthanized

    If I'm ever President (heaven protect me from such a dire fate!), I will show up at the Turkey Pardoning ceremony with a good sharp hatchet and show 'em how it's done.

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    Re: Peace, turkey pardoned by President Obama last Thanksgiving, euthanized

    Quote Originally Posted by j-mac View Post
    Oh that is hilarious....Anyone know how big the bird was served at the WH yesterday? You just can't make this stuff up....Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
    I can imagine it now, Obama claiming the pardon was "highly symbolic."

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    Re: Peace, turkey pardoned by President Obama last Thanksgiving, euthanized

    Quote Originally Posted by maggied View Post
    i want a congressional hearing.
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    Re: Peace, turkey pardoned by President Obama last Thanksgiving, euthanized

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Nick View Post
    I can imagine it now, Obama claiming the pardon was "highly symbolic."
    I see another Nobel Prize . . .
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    Re: Peace, turkey pardoned by President Obama last Thanksgiving, euthanized

    Lets just hope the video of the turkey doesnt cause an incident in the middle east.

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    Re: Peace, turkey pardoned by President Obama last Thanksgiving, euthanized

    Quote Originally Posted by jonny5 View Post
    Lets just hope the video of the turkey doesnt cause an incident in the middle east.
    Was it Kosher?
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    Re: Peace, turkey pardoned by President Obama last Thanksgiving, euthanized

    Quote Originally Posted by MaggieD View Post
    I want a congressional hearing.
    Yep, Obama lied and the turkey died.... can you say "I-M-P-E-A-C-H-M-E-N-T"?

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    Re: Peace, turkey pardoned by President Obama last Thanksgiving, euthanized

    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Was it Kosher?
    It was a halal turkey. Queue mass riots over an entire region in 3...2...1...
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    Re: Peace, turkey pardoned by President Obama last Thanksgiving, euthanized

    Quote Originally Posted by j-mac View Post
    Oh that is hilarious....Anyone know how big the bird was served at the WH yesterday? You just can't make this stuff up....Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
    I think the real question on everybody's mind is... what did this turkey know about Benghazi???

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