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    Re: Police: Pastor of North Texas church killed

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    Re: Police: Pastor of North Texas church killed

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    I understand, completely. Besides being thought of as affiliated with the Mob aint all its cracked up to be. Carry on representing us Martians, oh glorious Ambassador of Martian kind. I need now run down to Walmart and get some more desicant to help keep my home dry, definately too much water here. Cheers
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