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    Re: Scientists to unveil proof of ‘God particle’

    Quote Originally Posted by AdamT View Post
    An infinite number. As the physicists approach the light bulb the gravitas increases until time eventually stops and the bulb remains permanently unscrewed.
    That was not my experience as an undergrad physicist. As I approached the hot tub light bulb, the strong force exceed expectations and overcame gravity AND the electroweak force, resulting is some screwing, baby. Sweet heaven! We're living the good life in a hot tub!

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    Re: Scientists to unveil proof of ‘God particle’

    Quote Originally Posted by reefedjib View Post
    That was not my experience as an undergrad physicist. As I approached the hot tub light bulb, the strong force exceed expectations and overcame gravity AND the electroweak force, resulting is some screwing, baby. Sweet heaven! We're living the good life in a hot tub!
    You mistake the dong force for the strong force.

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    Re: Scientists to unveil proof of ‘God particle’

    That's what my GUT is called!
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    Re: Scientists to unveil proof of ‘God particle’

    How many theoretical physicists specializing in General Relativity does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Quote Originally Posted by AdamT View Post
    An infinite number. As the physicists approach the light bulb the gravitas increases until time eventually stops and the bulb remains permanently unscrewed.
    Two

    One to hold the light bulb, a second one to rotate the universe.

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    Re: Scientists to unveil proof of ‘God particle’

    Quote Originally Posted by Ikari View Post
    Sure do.

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    Re: Scientists to unveil proof of ‘God particle’

    Quote Originally Posted by reefedjib View Post
    That was not my experience as an undergrad physicist. As I approached the hot tub light bulb, the strong force exceed expectations and overcame gravity AND the electroweak force, resulting is some screwing, baby. Sweet heaven! We're living the good life in a hot tub!
    Yeah, those physics majors are infamous chick magnets.
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    Re: Scientists to unveil proof of ‘God particle’

    Quote Originally Posted by AdamT View Post
    Yeah, those physics majors are infamous chick magnets.
    You have no idea

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    Re: Scientists to unveil proof of ‘God particle’

    Quote Originally Posted by Sig View Post
    I am still interested in reading your thesis, Iki. Presently, I think very little of your intellect. Your thesis might very well change my opinion of you.
    Your opinion of me has no bearing on reality. I am unconcerned with the opinions of my inferiors.
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    Re: Scientists to unveil proof of ‘God particle’

    Someone or something had to light the wick to start the big bang.

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    Re: Scientists to unveil proof of ‘God particle’

    Quote Originally Posted by Darroll View Post
    Someone or something had to light the wick to start the big bang.
    That would be true if time had any meaning in relation to the big bang.

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