The hit on that state governor recently - yup - came right off a meeting in my office. Guilty as charged.
The three day riot in Nashville where the mob burned down the Grand Ole Opry and the Country Music Museum - took five weeks of careful planning and over two millon dollars in financial support to pull that off here from Michigan.
The whole Zimmerman thing - it took me months to find the sacrificial lamb just so we could have a show trial to fight those who carry guns.
And that bombing at Fort Knox and the stealing of all those gold bars - I guess you got the mastermind behind that also.
Now who squealed? Only veteran members of the Leon Trotsky Marching Society were allowed in the planning sessions. Who squealed?