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    Re: Mugger picks wrong victim

    On a lighter side of this current discussion of the mugger getting beat was an old Andy Griffith show.
    It was about Barney giving a ticket to the town tough guy. The tough threatens that if he ever catches Barney out of uniform he will break every bone in his body.
    So Barney is scared and begins to wear his uniform 24 hours a day.

    But wise old Andy realizes the judo instructor in town is the same height as Barney.
    So Andy sees the tough guy and tells him that he should be aware that Barney knows judo and as matter of fact Barney should be coming down town to pick up his suite that evening.
    Sure enough the tough guy is waiting for Barney.
    Andy has the judo instructor wearing Barney's suit and hat and even says goodnight to him in front of the store. The judo instructor walks down the street when the tough guy grabs him from behind.
    Of course he then flips the tough guy over and performs some judo on him beating him up.

    The next day Andy tells Barney he needs to confront the tough and let him know you arent scared of him. Barney nervously approaches the tough who then basically tells Barney he doesn't want to cause any trouble with him. Typical old Barney feels the power coming back to him and begins to let him know that he has to respect the badge.

    It was a classic Andy Griffith.

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    Re: Mugger picks wrong victim

    You fellows may want to munch on a Valium before reading this:
    South African Doctor Develops Anti-Rape Female Condom With ‘Teeth’ | Clutch Magazine

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    Re: Mugger picks wrong victim

    Quote Originally Posted by Frolicking Dinosaurs View Post
    You fellows may want to munch on a Valium before reading this:
    South African Doctor Develops Anti-Rape Female Condom With ‘Teeth’ | Clutch Magazine
    Holy ****! I wonder if the threat alone would be a deterrent. Well maybe not, the type of man inclined to rape is probably also not inclined to "read" about such things.
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