You know, there IS another aspect to the Cain brouhaha. For years, Republican scandals have been homosexual ones. Here is an opportunity for Republicans to continue bashing gays, and finally appear not to be hypocrites.
Republican Spinmeister: "As you can plainly see, we are not being hypocrites at all. At least ONE of our members IS a bona-fide heterosexual."
Meanwhile, Larry Crag is also at the announcement, peddling his new book "I am not gay either, I just like to suck dick".