"This COULD be a made up story...ignore it. Ignore the reports of sexual assaults. Dont believe your lying eyes...go talk to someone else and ignore this! These are not the protesters you are looking for. Come on...WORK dammit..."
Seriously...you could have gone with "with this number of people participating its shocking we dont have MORE violent incidents. You could have said...how can you expect this segment of society to be immune to any other-it doesnt change the importance of the protests. Instead you went with...
Geezus...son...I'll handle the PR for your bad press from now on.