Perry - Bachmann - Palin debate. I'd pay money to see that. Imagine being a campaign manager for any one of the three and trying to prepare your candidate. There is no way in hell anyone can predict anything any of three might say. Everything these three say comes out of their ass.
Perry's team: Governor, you've got to know that Half Governor Palin is going to say that she worked really, really hard as governor and that she knows a thing or two about how to get things going for America because by golly Americans want freedom and America wants a job and America is really, really behind what is right and good.
Perry: Dammit! That's what I was going to say!
Bacmann's Team: You have to face facts and be prepared. Palin is going to talk about the Founding Father's wishes for American freedom to continue as Jesus wanted and that America is a Christian nation that loves God, except for atheists, homosexurals, blacks, mescals, liberals and communists and Muslims, which is pretty much the people who hate America.
Bachman: I was going to say that. That's not fair. I'll say it first, then I'll steal her major points.
Palin's team: Governor, we really need to work on your knowledge base for Africa. To start, "We want to see a united Libya". Libya. Lib-ya. It's not Labia, Governor. It's important that you say it correctly. People don't want to hear you talk about how important Labia is to you.
Palin: Screw Labia, OK. Get me an endorsement from the President of South Africa. What's that guy's name again? Freeman, Morgan Freeman. Get me President Freeman's endorsement.