My divorce was ****ed up and it was a cakewalk by comparison. One of my best friends divorced his second wife and the divorce papers were 73 pages long. It detailed out who got to keep the ****ing broom and the dust pan! It's a good thing that poor bastard has some jack, because she drags his ass into court two, or three times a year for everything from being 30 minutes late dropping off the kids, to being 2 days late with the check. He showed up to his kid's school field trip without giving her proper notice and wound up in jail.
Wait until that starts happening to gay divorcees. They'll be pulling excuses out of their asses, noses and ears.
Divorce for gays only took 7 months
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