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    Al Qaeda Leader Reported Killed By U.S. Missile Attack in Pakistan

    Just five weeks after Navy SEALs killed Osama bin Laden, there are reports today out of northwest Pakistan that a U.S. missile strike has killed Ilyas Kashmiri, a notorious terrorist and one of the world's most wanted men.


    If true, it would be another giant coup for U.S. intelligence. Unlike bin Laden, who was hiding in a compound, U.S. officials say, Kashmiri was actively involved in plotting and directing attacks.
    This is the guy who was going to replace bin Laden as the leader of al Qaeda, which is now considering a name change to "Pwned by the USA".

    On another note, this brings hope to followers of Jack Kevorkian. The idea of assisted suicide didn't die with him. If you want to end your life, you can do it legally. Just volunteer to become the new leader of al Qaeda, and badaboom, it's done. LOL.

    Article is here.

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    Re: Al Qaeda Leader Reported Killed By U.S. Missile Attack in Pakistan

    This is maybe the fifth time they've killed the number 2 guy in al Qaeda! It's gotten to the point now that if you live in Afghanistan or Pakistan and someone really pisses you off all you need to do is tell your local CIA operative that the guy you can't stand is the number 2 in al Qaeda. Boom! He's gone.










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    Re: Al Qaeda Leader Reported Killed By U.S. Missile Attack in Pakistan

    Quote Originally Posted by Risky Thicket View Post
    This is maybe the fifth time they've killed the number 2 guy in al Qaeda! It's gotten to the point now that if you live in Afghanistan or Pakistan and someone really pisses you off all you need to do is tell your local CIA operative that the guy you can't stand is the number 2 in al Qaeda. Boom! He's gone.
    He wasn't the number two guy. He was the new number one guy, and we took his ass out quickly. And it has nothing to do with "Gee, we don't like him, so we'll kill him". He was the point man, who actively directed attacks on American interests. I hope the next number one guy gets taken out just as quickly, and the one after that, and the one after that, until al Qaeda gets the message that, every time they get a new leader:

    1) We will find out who he is.

    2) We will go in.

    3) We will kill him.

    4) We will leave.

    5) Finally, we will leave behind a scale model of the middle finger from the Statue of Liberty.
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    Re: Al Qaeda Leader Reported Killed By U.S. Missile Attack in Pakistan

    I'd heard he was a long shot to replace bin Laden. That he wasn't as high up as the media is portraying him. He was a "possible" replacement. But then again, he was on a list of 5 most wanted, so screw that, he was high enough up to justify a missile up his ass.

    Nonetheless, he got a down-home welcome from the USA, courtesy of those hellfire missiles people on here have said were "outdated."
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    Re: Al Qaeda Leader Reported Killed By U.S. Missile Attack in Pakistan

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    He wasn't the number two guy. He was the new number one guy, and we took his ass out quickly. And it has nothing to do with "Gee, we don't like him, so we'll kill him". He was the point man, who actively directed attacks on American interests. I hope the next number one guy gets taken out just as quickly, and the one after that, and the one after that, until al Qaeda gets the message that, every time they get a new leader:

    1) We will find out who he is.

    2) We will go in.

    3) We will kill him.

    4) We will leave.

    5) Finally, we will leave behind a scale model of the middle finger from the Statue of Liberty.
    Image at link is NSFW (I'd make that red, but I don't know how).

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    Re: Al Qaeda Leader Reported Killed By U.S. Missile Attack in Pakistan

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    This is the guy who was going to replace bin Laden as the leader of al Qaeda, which is now considering a name change to "Pwned by the USA".

    On another note, this brings hope to followers of Jack Kevorkian. The idea of assisted suicide didn't die with him. If you want to end your life, you can do it legally. Just volunteer to become the new leader of al Qaeda, and badaboom, it's done. LOL.

    Article is here.
    and another one bites the dust...

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    Re: Al Qaeda Leader Reported Killed By U.S. Missile Attack in Pakistan

    excellent. I wonder if the intel to his pos came from the OBL raid.

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    Re: Al Qaeda Leader Reported Killed By U.S. Missile Attack in Pakistan

    Good thing we didn't capture him, and then, ya know... treat him meanly to find out what he knows, make sure he's the right guy and give him a trial to ensure he's really guilty. Nah, better to kill him with a drone!


    (This is me, being sarcastic btw, just in case people assume I pulled a Dan and went left)
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrVicchio View Post
    Good thing we didn't capture him, and then, ya know... treat him meanly to find out what he knows, make sure he's the right guy and give him a trial to ensure he's really guilty. Nah, better to kill him with a drone!


    (This is me, being sarcastic btw, just in case people assume I pulled a Dan and went left)
    I thought this was you, trying desperately to change the topic away from another US success. Lord knows we cannot have the US do something right while Obama is still president.
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    Re: Al Qaeda Leader Reported Killed By U.S. Missile Attack in Pakistan

    Quote Originally Posted by Redress View Post
    I thought this was you, trying desperately to change the topic away from another US success. Lord knows we cannot have the US do something right while Obama is still president.
    Yes, because the sarcasm was obviously aimed at President Obama removing from this good Earth another scum bag terrorist by continuing Bush Era Policies.
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