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I have seen your posts - Tashah B!tch this and Tashah B!tch that. You are all over her like stink on $h!t, which can only mean one thing - You are hopelessly in love with her. Since you don't have a way with women (only gay Nazis), I am here to help you. After all, this is Valentine's day.
1) Get in touch with your Jewish side - I know, I know, that's hard to do. Adolph Hitler had a lot of problems with that, since having a distant Jewish ancestor was embarrassing for him, but his denials led to his dementia, openly homosexual behavior, and eventual death, and in death, he became the most hated man in the world. So don't be like Hitler (That's a tough one - Perhaps 12 steps and a serenity prayer may help you there).
2) Meanwhile, you can admit to your gayness, which is something else Hitler was unable to do. Just come out of the closet, and show her your sensitive side. Gay? Goy? Mazel tov!
3) Finally, you must show her your intellectual side - Hmmmmm..... Sorry, don't have an answer for that one. You are on your own there, bud. Well, pretend to be intellectual. Pseudointellectualism - That's a mighty big word. Learn it (should only take you a couple of years), then proudly tell her that you are a pseudointellectual. That big word coming out of your mouth might make up for something else that is not so big.
Chai to you
1) Get in touch with your Jewish side - I know, I know, that's hard to do. Adolph Hitler had a lot of problems with that, since having a distant Jewish ancestor was embarrassing for him, but his denials led to his dementia, openly homosexual behavior, and eventual death, and in death, he became the most hated man in the world. So don't be like Hitler (That's a tough one - Perhaps 12 steps and a serenity prayer may help you there).
2) Meanwhile, you can admit to your gayness, which is something else Hitler was unable to do. Just come out of the closet, and show her your sensitive side. Gay? Goy? Mazel tov!
3) Finally, you must show her your intellectual side - Hmmmmm..... Sorry, don't have an answer for that one. You are on your own there, bud. Well, pretend to be intellectual. Pseudointellectualism - That's a mighty big word. Learn it (should only take you a couple of years), then proudly tell her that you are a pseudointellectual. That big word coming out of your mouth might make up for something else that is not so big.
Chai to you
