teacher

Yea, this place...

http://www.coralcastle.com/home.asp

Apparently there is a place in South Florida, coral castle, that some guy named Ed built 60 years ago. It's a bunch of heavy coral blocks he moved around and stacked and said "look". The thing is he made claims about doing it with magnetic bull**** and electronics or some such nonsense. The thing is he supposedly did it alone and no one saw these wondrous devices. He made up some bull**** that retards buy to this day. Well, bless these retards because until I came along it's just pretty much the same thing as pyramids.

Look at it like this, I could have a bunch of heavy blocks delivered to a fenced area of mine, build something on my own, then come out and pronounce myself God and make up some junk that to this day I have no idea what it is and I refuse to read because, hey, I'm into electronics, I've been giving these guys the what for, they claim it was done so yet can't explain it in terms that physics agrees with, then I come along and have fell their mighty God Ed in simple terms, well, you know me, I've been jerking these guys chain big time but tonight a member there gave me some nice and I figured it was time to throw them a bone.

Sweet thing is, Ed used chains and hoists to do this. How modern is that? I, teacher, of the colossal brain, of course can do it without such marvelous high tech gear, but this is the first I'm gonna take their world apart before I go low tech my way.

I've been telling you unwashed masses this is all cake for me, but a boy has to have some fun, and as we all know, no one has more fun here than me.

I'm on a few threads there, giving them the what for on a couple of topics, doing the teacher thing, if you like my gig go check that out, I throw a few change ups, and some old stuff you've seen here too, but hey, it was mine to begin with. So don't bother.

I show yet more genius of practicality. Ah bull****. Someone taught me all these methods, I just applied them creatively. The fun thing is this place is like a cult to the man called Ed, and I'm sowing carnage and despair baby. It's gonna be like this for a while, Stonehenge, obelisks and the like. But you know what? All I claim is that these people are liars and fools, I'm not profitting yet on this when I well could, I'm exposing morons and charletons, I'm advancing human knowledge and all I really want is for my girls to think I'm cool. ("Yea great Dad, you built some pyramids, now can we go to Chucky Cheese?") THEN...I'm a God. Go figure.

I gotta ask. Who's the bigger dick, me with my pleasant demeanor and humble attitude? Or snake oil salesmen who profit off of others ignorance?

My name at this place and many others is Marchimedes.

This is my pyramid thread there...


http://www.coralcastle.com/forums/to...ur+new+website


I despise liars and bull**** artists, as you well know. I've been telling you unwashed masses about this, that I was, am, and will continue to rampage on this. I brag and talk sh**t, but I back it up.

That's why I am The Warden, and you ain't.

This simple method may or may not impress you, I could care less, but it's gonna shake many others to thier core...

That annoys them, which amuses me.




Oh yea, that roller gizmo under the block, it may not be new, but it was to me. I came up with that because before we just let the end drag. Tension would build up to a point, the vault door would jerk forward, I would sh**t my pants, then lather, rinse, repeat. I couldn't stand it no more.

Necessity is the mother of invention.

I was working with my Father today. He came up with something slick and cool on the spot. Gave me a gut shot and called himself genius. It was, AND looked good, a signature look if you will.

Acorn don't fall far from the tree folks.

My Dad is not long away from joining this site.

Thought you had it bad now. He's nice and polite. And way smart.

Doom.

Seester coming too.



Oh yea, check the views on this thread baby. Any time, any where, I can do this. Yet I choose to be The Warden for free.

There is a greater good I strive for here.

Matthew will be so proud of me.

teacher

What's this?



Think you The Warden is not on the job?

But unlike you, when he don't know, he asks instead of trying to bull**** his way though it.

Kandahar. tecoyah.

Jerry

I'm placing you on ignore.

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~~Thomas Jefferson

teacher

Pysch 102?
I have a place for you.
Stay off this thread or I will make you make yourself go bye-bye.

Volker

Ok, this is your thread.

teacher

Yes, it is. I told you. Now. One more time. Stay where they have put you.

If I see you post here again, bye-bye, forever, Amen.


I will REQUEST it.

Jerry

Cheops' Law - "Everything takes longer and costs more". Named for the pyramid-builder, who presumably found it out the hard way.

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"Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blind-folded fear."
~~Thomas Jefferson

BodiSatva

Yeah, that certainly is “funny”.

My

My

Self fulfilling prophecies tend to work that way. Not that you don’t know some stuff, but you do what you accused me of, and that is think “way too much”, especially about yourself. It makes for some amusing reads… That being said, I do like your theories on Pyramid building.

Now, that ain’t no dig or nothin’, it just is what it is…

A sign of integrity, and THAT ain’t no bull****

Yes, you do, and… yes, you do.

No, it is not. Total lack of logic. But it is **** talking and that is what it is...

I certainly does not.
Yes, you do or you would not declare so.
Yes, it will

It does, and I am glad that you succeed in that endeavor.
Enjoyment regarding success in any field should not be underestimated or undervalued.

Lord help us all.

As do I…

What have I missed regarding Volker? Sounds as if he is despised by more than a few rational people…though teacher is not exactly rational, he generally can peg a person. And Jerry? If he does not like you there is an issue with you…

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My teachings are easy to understand
and easy to put into practice.
Yet your intellect will never grasp them,
and if you try to practice them, you'll fail.

teacher

Ah, Bodi? Weak, try again. Unless you really want to stick with that.

I tell you all over and over, I will use your very words against you.

But then you suck and bring weak.









Oh my...

http://www.geocities.com/nocapsorspaces/pyramids.html

Galen and I have been tight for a while. He's good people. He doesn't suck. He brings it. We are both Libertarians, and that too will be on the site. Oh, I'll be here as The Warden. But I've left politics alone for a while here because, well, fish in a barrel. When I break any topic down to one simple yes or no question that exposes to facts of the matter, ask it to either party as it applies, and there is no answer, just crickets chirping, you're done, or rather, I'm done with you. You all go right back to...

"Bush lied".

"Nuh-uh".

"Did to".

Wow, great read there, keep it up, I'll be in The Dungeon drawing views like Billo draws flies.

Not so much any more, but back in the day, what was the first question someone asked when you gave them the name of a web site?

Any capitols or spaces in that?

The very name of our site speeds things up. Ya gotta think people. Something you unwashed masses refuse to do, much as I try to teach you.

See folks, some time from now, this will be my job. Abusing people. Life is good. They say do for a living that which you are good at and enjoy.

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The rules at this place are what me and my cohort will decide on, day by day, depending on our mood. Show up Volker. Nazi this, Nazi that. See ME banning anyone? Nah. Just carnage. 24/7/365.

We have a counter up. Don't go there and make it move. It will just encourage us. I was just thinking, poor galenrox, he's pretty much gonna be stuck doing the Ed McMahn to Jonny Carson, "You are correct Sir". Go search some of the smack offs between galenrox and me. Intense is not the word. I recognize talent and so does he. He allready has a blog or something there. I'll be with him eventually, I haven't read it, probably wont, I have confidence. But first and formost at this site...

Pyramids, obelisks, Stonehenge, South American Pyramids, The Jupiter Stones, and who knows what else. Gotta pay the bills baby.

The Warden stays here, always. I'll refer to The Warden there, and send folks here. HWSOH is the man. I will never forget that. The XO will play into this too. Shame you all lost him. Good for me though. I'm The Warden, A forum specific mod, and I guess now admin. Who cares? Get busy MGBL. I got stuff to post. I think it's time to go Stonehenge some. I coming with leap frog. Leap frog. Funny, something so pedestrian and inane solving a 5000 year old mystery. You know, I go back and forth on my posts, add here, add more here, and don't do much proof reading, blow me, but, now hold on, this is serious, my little pyramid obsession? Seen any faults pointed out in it yet? Like the 9/11 thread? One thing Bodi got right, well, several, he's a fun guy, is that I back my ***** up.

5000 posts unwashed masses. Go search where I'm proved wrong once besides the Honorable TOT and his Haiku/Quatrain revolution. Bastard. 5000-1. That's right. Only TOT has ever proved me wrong.

I visited him on my way on my road trip. I got stuff on him. Ask him, on our bet, who got that dollar? He questioned me in person. Can you imagine such a thing?

Which reminds me. For the first time two days ago I dropped this on my little seester.

Interlude...maybe some Floyd.

It's a Hell of a thing I keep in my colossal brain, and hard at times to hit people with. "Hey teacher, long time no see, what you been up to?" "I solved how the pyramids were built". No one on the face of Gods green Earth has seen more pairs of eyes roll than me. They say all the things you would expect them to say. Then I ask them to sit down and listen. 20 minutes later...

Interlude over.

When I got to Stonehenge, she asked the one question that is most important to this topic, that which I have pegged and no one else is close to, that no one else has asked...

I told her the answer.

She was all like "cool, that's my big bro".

I was so impressed with her question.

She was so impressed with my answer.

Funny, that of all the people I have hit that one with, my very own little seester asked that which is most unanswered on that topic. Go figure.

"How did they get them there?"

I've teased this answer out there. It's solid, pyramid steps type solid. It just is.

Thousands of views and posts, and my baby seester sees that which is most important off the rip, says it, I answer, she's all cool.

You all suck.


PS. You unwashed masses do realize people from all over the world come here to see how the pyramids were built, and I go on a unrelated rant.

That has to annoy people.

Which amuses me.

Submit Reply baby.

teacher

Goodbye....