mikhail

Intresting question luckily someone on a christian forum has been able to sum it up.

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go **** a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men ****ing eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Found this great website of some of the gems fundamentalists have claimed.
such as


"I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don't really care how God did what He did. I know He did it."

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DarkWizard12

Accurate. Extremely accurate. WHy I'm not an atheist anymore.

americanwoman

I don't believe you can possibly be serious. And if you are not an atheist anymore than what are you?

tecoyah

You know...it's funny but, I don't think I have ever seen an atheist leader humiliated for a sex scandal, charged with Drug induced gay prostitution solicitation, or driving around in a new Lexus paid for by the Sheeple. By far, that is one of the most hypocritical and misinformed chunks of pointless diatribe I have seen in quite some time. And, the implied purity of Christians when compared to Nons....is painfully laughable. You folks claim there is a war on your faith, but it is obviously YOU that keep dropping bombs, while your supposed enemy just sits back and takes it because they actually respect your faith for the most part. We may not respect you as individuals (it's very hard to respect anyone who calls you immoral while projecting immorality), but we have respect for what the Christ stood for. Too bad you all can't manage to follow his teachings as well as we do.

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niftydrifty

Christian KID: Mom, I'm going to go enlist in the military, because I hate Muslims.
Christian MOM: Okay, son.
Christian KID: Afterwards, when I get back, I'm going to run for Congress, so I can do something about these dirty immigrants that are diluting our precious Christian nation.
Christian MOM: Okay, be safe, but most of all kick lots of Muslim ***!

The Christian kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

Christian DAD: Hey!
Christian MOM: Hi, honey! I gave money to Stormfront today.
Christian DAD: Okay, give them as much as you want!
Christian MOM: Oh, and, um honey, don't go in the garage.
Christian DAD: Why not?
Christian MOM: I took care of that "problem".
Christian DAD: What problem is that?
Christian MOM: You know, our gay neighbors? The authorities wouldn't take care of them, so I took matters into my own hands.
Christian DAD: Good for you, honey!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

Christian NEIGHBOR: Come quick!
Christian MOM: We'll be right there!

The Christian couple quickly put on a pair of white robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a black man is being hung from a tree. He is being burned alive. A crowd of Christians stand around him, all wearing white robes and hoods. They smile for the camera.

THE END

Our proud "Christian" heritage:

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DarkWizard12

I'm Agnostic.

Cephus

Meaning: you're an atheist. An atheist is anyone who, when posed with the question "Do you believe in any god" cannot say yes.

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DarkWizard12

Wrong. Look up agnostic and atheist.

niftydrifty

I once thought I was an atheist. I currently am not.

roguenuke

The first set of ignorant, intolerant predictions was bad enough. Did you have to add a second one just as bad?

It's stuff like these "what the world would be like" threads and some of the responses to them that enforces the stereotypes of intolerance from all different religions of different beliefs that people hold. The only purpose I can find in them is identifying those people who actually don't have respect for other beliefs.