Things you hate about men for men - Page 18

jallman · 06-11-08, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Edify_Always_In_All_Ways

Including June 21st?...

June 21st is 24 hours of daylight. It never gets dark that day...midnight sun, 3 AM sun, 10PM sun...just sun all day.

new coup for you · 06-11-08, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by jallman

I've never really had a problem with having sex in the daylight. I actually like seeing who I am screwing.

right but you were specifically qualifying that with outdoor sex, and given that it's daylight, everyone could see you

jallman · 06-11-08, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by new coup for you

right but you were specifically qualifying that with outdoor sex, and given that it's daylight, everyone could see you

Dude...it's Alaska!!! There is no "everyone" to see you if head off in any direction for 1/2 an hour. The most fun about living there was hiking with a guy up a mountain and then having sex right out in the open and no one being around to see it.

independent_thinker2002 · 06-11-08, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by jallman

Dude...it's Alaska!!! There is no "everyone" to see you if head off in any direction for 1/2 an hour. The most fun about living there was hiking with a guy up a mountain and then having sex right out in the open and no one being around to see it.

Until a Kodiak wants to join in. (Oh that's right, you aren't into bears

)

jallman · 06-11-08, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by independent_thinker2002

Until a Kodiak wants to join in. (Oh that's right, you aren't into bears

)

Bears (at least the non gay male kind) usually won't bother you if you don't bother them. It is the moose that you have to watch out for when you're playing in the woods.

rivrrat · 06-11-08, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by jallman

Bears (at least the non gay male kind) usually won't bother you if you don't bother them. It is the moose that you have to watch out for when you're playing in the woods.

Moose are mean

And really, REALLY ****ing big.

This one time [at band camp] up in Maine, we drove up to the power lines where we were told that we could see Moose and youngins. (because it was that time of year) This was our first trip to Maine so we HAD to go see the Moosies! We were warned about their size and temperament, but didn't pay them much heed.

Then we got up there. Got out of the car to take pictures. Walked up to get a little closer. Mamma Moose was not pleased with us and charged. I don't think anyone has ever moved as fast as we did getting back in my VW only to realize that my VW was dwarfed by Mamma Moose. Had Mamma Moose wanted to get to us while we were in the car, she easily could have and there wouldn't have been too much we could do about it. Fortunately, she was content with our retreat and went back to her youngin.

That was one ****ing big animal though

niftydrifty · 06-11-08, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by rivrrat

Moose are mean

And really, REALLY ****ing big.

This one time [at band camp] up in Maine, we drove up to the power lines where we were told that we could see Moose and youngins. (because it was that time of year) This was our first trip to Maine so we HAD to go see the Moosies! We were warned about their size and temperament, but didn't pay them much heed.

Then we got up there. Got out of the car to take pictures. Walked up to get a little closer. Mamma Moose was not pleased with us and charged. I don't think anyone has ever moved as fast as we did getting back in my VW only to realize that my VW was dwarfed by Mamma Moose. Had Mamma Moose wanted to get to us while we were in the car, she easily could have and there wouldn't have been too much we could do about it. Fortunately, she was content with our retreat and went back to her youngin.

That was one ****ing big animal though

I had the same thing happen to me once, in Alaska. it was really ****ing scary.

so, rivrrat, you're really a man? I knew it.

rivrrat · 06-11-08, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by niftydrifty

I had the same thing happen to me once, in Alaska. it was really ****ing scary.

so, rivrrat, you're really a man? I knew it.

LOL why? Because I tried to get closer to take pictures?

Yeah.. I did the same thing in Yellowstone with the Buffalo. As we were entering, there was sign after sign warning about the Buffalo, how fast they could run, and that they weren't exactly big cuddly cows. They stated repeatedly not to get out of our vehicles if we came across any.

So, we came across some... not but a couple hundred feet from the last warning sign. What did we do? Pulled off the road the road and got out of the car.

Now.. I wasn't stupid enough to move far from my car, and I certainly didn't approach the HERD of Buffalo. But yeah, I did get out to take pics despite the warnings. My risk was a calculated one, though!

niftydrifty · 06-11-08, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by rivrrat

LOL why? Because I tried to get closer to take pictures?

Yeah.. I did the same thing in Yellowstone with the Buffalo. As we were entering, there was sign after sign warning about the Buffalo, how fast they could run, and that they weren't exactly big cuddly cows. They stated repeatedly not to get out of our vehicles if we came across any.

So, we came across some... not but a couple hundred feet from the last warning sign. What did we do? Pulled off the road the road and got out of the car.

Now.. I wasn't stupid enough to move far from my car, and I certainly didn't approach the HERD of Buffalo. But yeah, I did get out to take pics despite the warnings. My risk was a calculated one, though!

i was just kidding. it says the thread is for men.

I lived in Denali Nat'l Park for a couple of years. I once had a close call with a bear, and another with a moose. If I had to choose, I'd rather have a close call with a moose. both were pretty scary, though.

when it comes to guy things, I hate the "jock" thing. but in Alaska it seemed like 90% of the guys I met had big toyota trucks, a beard, and a pack of dogs. and they loved to talk about their dogs. I hated that whole thing about as much as the "jock" thing.

jallman · 06-12-08, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by rivrrat

Moose are mean

And really, REALLY ****ing big.

This one time [at band camp] up in Maine, we drove up to the power lines where we were told that we could see Moose and youngins. (because it was that time of year) This was our first trip to Maine so we HAD to go see the Moosies! We were warned about their size and temperament, but didn't pay them much heed.

Then we got up there. Got out of the car to take pictures. Walked up to get a little closer. Mamma Moose was not pleased with us and charged. I don't think anyone has ever moved as fast as we did getting back in my VW only to realize that my VW was dwarfed by Mamma Moose. Had Mamma Moose wanted to get to us while we were in the car, she easily could have and there wouldn't have been too much we could do about it. Fortunately, she was content with our retreat and went back to her youngin.

That was one ****ing big animal though

Same thing happened to my ex when he came to visit me in Alaska. The dumb ****er was warned not to get close to the moose and nothing doing him but to get out of my truck and take a snapshot of the moose that was laying in the ditch. When it stood up and dwarfed his hillbilly ass the camera went one way and he ran the other squealing like a little bitch. I didn't stop laughing about that for days.

And yeah, one of the things you get warned about with the moose is not to get in between a cow and her calf. You can walk around them (in a wide radius) but do not try to walk between them no matter how far apart they are.