Masturbation

independent_thinker2002 · 12-18-07, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mixedmedia

Are you asking or telling?

It's my fantasy, let me tell it!

Rightwing86 · 12-19-07, 04:24 AM

Dude i beat my meat like it owes me money man. Like 4 times a day if not more. But like, i do it cause it helps with depression, and because im horny all the time. Funny thing is , i am gonna try and wait till marriage to do it with some chick. Not a religious reason i just think it's a cool thing to have saved. I always tell peeps my hand is far better then any woman. Neway 21 now and not too shabby looking if i dont mind saying so myself. My mom will make a joke once ina while or my dad will, like "what are ya doin there, playin pocket pool?" (dad) or "So now we know why the socks are all crusty" (mom) i just laugh about it. Don't really care much. Sure it's awkward if they knock on the door when ur doin it but, i think it's a really personal thing and i don't think many people like other people knowin there doin it. Same thing as when you walk in and your parents are doing anal asex. i mean it's not gross it's just "awkward" and i have never walked in on them doing that, but i imagine it owuld be awkward

. BTW lemme show yall a pic of my sexiness.

HOT or NOT

That pic is like 4 years old but meh i still look the same really. :0 sexy

mixedmedia · 12-19-07, 05:32 AM

lol, okay....

are you wanting us to rate you now?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rightwing86

Same thing as when you walk in and your parents are doing anal asex

Yeah, I hate that. Even now.

metreon · 12-19-07, 01:03 PM

I find it telling that despite a lack of anything new to add or say about this thread, people can not restrain themselves from touching it again and again and again, allowing it to grow ever longer.

...I guess sensitivity is a relative thing, but really, let go of it already!

Jerry · 12-19-07, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by metreon

I find it telling that despite a lack of anything new to add or say about this thread, people can not restrain themselves from touching it again and again and again, allowing it to grow ever longer.

...I guess sensitivity is a relative thing, but really, let go of it already!

...I see you're still cuping it, thoe....

SixStringHero · 12-19-07, 01:45 PM

Some of the posts recently have become way past the point of Love Lines acceptable, or even skinamax for that matter.

I usually have to pay good money for these kinds of conversations. Keep it up!

Jerry · 12-19-07, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SixStringHero

Some of the posts recently have become way past the point of Love Lines acceptable, or even skinamax for that matter.

I usually have to pay good money for these kinds of conversations. Keep it up!

Plenty of blue pills to go 'round.

mixedmedia · 12-19-07, 01:48 PM

I see this as a 'release' from the unrelenting torture of participating on most of the other threads.

SixStringHero · 12-19-07, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jerry

Plenty of blue pills to go 'round.

I'm fortunate enough to say, I don't have that problem, yet.

Is that a picture of you in your avatar? Distinguished looking, and if so, you have one hell of a French tickler. Must be popular with the ladies.

Leftist Protozoa · 12-19-07, 02:06 PM

The Conservatives* really come out of the woodwork when you start talking about jacking off. No sexual suppression there.

No wonder they're stealing glances at my dingle in the airport restroom and sending erotic e-mail to Congressional pages. Maybe a little less time at Jesus Camp would help.

*disclaimer: on this website the word Conservative apparently includes anyone from "slightly Liberal" all the way to Fascist.

12-19-07, 04:24 AM	#102
Rightwing86 Student Join Date: Jun 2006 Last Seen: 03-12-10 09:44 PM Posts: 288 Thanks: 10 Thanked 90 Times in 60 Posts	Re: Masturbation Dude i beat my meat like it owes me money man. Like 4 times a day if not more. But like, i do it cause it helps with depression, and because im horny all the time. Funny thing is , i am gonna try and wait till marriage to do it with some chick. Not a religious reason i just think it's a cool thing to have saved. I always tell peeps my hand is far better then any woman. Neway 21 now and not too shabby looking if i dont mind saying so myself. My mom will make a joke once ina while or my dad will, like "what are ya doin there, playin pocket pool?" (dad) or "So now we know why the socks are all crusty" (mom) i just laugh about it. Don't really care much. Sure it's awkward if they knock on the door when ur doin it but, i think it's a really personal thing and i don't think many people like other people knowin there doin it. Same thing as when you walk in and your parents are doing anal asex. i mean it's not gross it's just "awkward" and i have never walked in on them doing that, but i imagine it owuld be awkward . BTW lemme show yall a pic of my sexiness. HOT or NOT That pic is like 4 years old but meh i still look the same really. :0 sexy

12-19-07, 01:03 PM	#104
metreon Advisor Join Date: Nov 2007 Last Seen: 03-14-10 01:09 PM Posts: 322 Thanks: 9 Thanked 111 Times in 79 Posts Lean: Independent Gender:	Re: Masturbation I find it telling that despite a lack of anything new to add or say about this thread, people can not restrain themselves from touching it again and again and again, allowing it to grow ever longer. ...I guess sensitivity is a relative thing, but really, let go of it already!

12-19-07, 01:45 PM	#106
SixStringHero Professor Join Date: Jun 2005 Last Seen: 10-18-09 05:45 PM Location: Southwest Posts: 1,540 Thanks: 15 Thanked 89 Times in 70 Posts Lean: Moderate Gender:	Re: Masturbation Some of the posts recently have become way past the point of Love Lines acceptable, or even skinamax for that matter. I usually have to pay good money for these kinds of conversations. Keep it up!
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12-19-07, 01:48 PM	#108
mixedmedia iniquitably employed Join Date: Dec 2004 Last Seen: 09-03-09 08:39 AM Location: Naples, FL Posts: 6,823 Thanks: 182 Thanked 374 Times in 218 Posts Lean: Liberal Gender: Total Awards: 1	Re: Masturbation I see this as a 'release' from the unrelenting torture of participating on most of the other threads.
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12-19-07, 02:06 PM	#110
Leftist Protozoa Educator Join Date: Dec 2007 Last Seen: 01-21-09 12:11 PM Location: imperialist, un-Democratic USA Posts: 709 Thanks: 92 Thanked 87 Times in 59 Posts Lean: Very Liberal Gender: Total Awards: 1	Buzz kill, and I don't care The Conservatives* really come out of the woodwork when you start talking about jacking off. No sexual suppression there. No wonder they're stealing glances at my dingle in the airport restroom and sending erotic e-mail to Congressional pages. Maybe a little less time at Jesus Camp would help. *disclaimer: on this website the word Conservative apparently includes anyone from "slightly Liberal" all the way to Fascist.
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