11-year-old charged with driving drunk in Alabama

RightinNYC · 07-06-07, 07:24 PM

This stuff just writes itself....

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An 11-year-old girl was charged with drunken driving after leading police on a chase at speeds of up to 100 mph that ended when she flipped the car in an Alabama beach town.

A video camera in the police car captured the look of surprise on the officer's face when he approached the wrecked car and got a look at the motorist.

The Mobile Press-Register newspaper said the patrolman saw the Chevrolet Monte Carlo speeding and flashed his lights to signal the driver to stop. Instead, the car sped faster, travelling at up to 100 mph (160 kph) before sideswiping another vehicle and flipping over in the Gulf Coast town of Orange Beach, Alabama, on Tuesday night.

Captain America · 07-06-07, 08:25 PM

She was probably running away from her drunken husband.

Hatuey · 07-06-07, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain America

She was probably running away from her drunken husband.

Who happened to be her younger brother, cousin and French all at the same time. Upon hearing of the incident he phoned home and the French surrendered.

Captain America · 07-06-07, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain America

She was probably running away from her drunken husband.

"I don't care wut yew say, that thar wuz funny."

Hatuey · 07-06-07, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain America

"I don't care wut yew say, that thar wuz funny."

You know he's not even southern right?

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cherokee · 07-06-07, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain America

She was probably running away from her drunken husband.

Maybe so...

But even if they get a divorce they'll still be brother and sister...........

Captain America · 07-06-07, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Hatuey

You know he's not even southern right?

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Oh yeah, I knew that. He's an invented character.

In fact, his original self was not only citified, he was rather....what's the word? Prissy? Effeminate? Girly-man? Light in the loafers?

Now, he's a rootin'-tootin', scoal dippin', cowhand from the Rio Grand.

Still....Larry the Cable Guy is very funny.