| Bush Firsts
Signal Accomplishments of the Worst President Ever™
Bush is the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
first cokehead in the White House
first National Guard deserter
first convicted criminal
lost more jobs in his first year than any President in history
broke more international treaties than any in history
lowest job growth in American history
more debt than all previous President's combined (WHOA!!!)
first administration to out a CIA agent for partisan reasons
largest worldwide protests against the Iraq War
presided over the worst terror attack in world history
first President since the Civil War to lose an American city
spying on his people more than any administration since Stalin
first President to use a wire ("Dick? Dick!? I can't hear you!")
first President on antidepressants (& God know what else)
more vacation time than any other (which is a blessing for the country, really)
1st case of espionage in the White House
1st security breech of White House press room
Biggest intelligence failure in American history!
Worst response ever by a federal disaster agency
Highest incidents of suspected election fraud
Biggest deficit ever
1st fake and/or paid "journalists" in WH press corps...
1st institutional use of torture...
highest disparity of wealth in US history...
largest increase in poverty since the depression...
1st loss of entire major US city.
First President to lose jobs on a monthly basis in 60 years.
First President in ten years under whom median household income fell.
Seven of the worst bankruptcies in U.S. history under Bush.
Lowest consumer confidence in nine years.
First time in ten years incomes fell. U.S. Census Bureau
first President since Herbert Hoover to preside over a net job loss.
has shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in history.
Bush's tenure set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.
Bush cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in US history.
Bush set the all-time record for any president presiding during the most real estate foreclosures in a 12-month period.
Bush set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any other president in US history. (here)
Bush appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history. (here)
Bush presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world.
Bush is the all-time U.S. (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.
Bush entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years every single economic category headed straight down.
First adminstration not to allow caskets of fallen soldiers to be viewed by the general public
For the first time in history the Department of Justice has barred its employees from holding its annual gay-pride event, DOJ Pride.
Bush has spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.
Bush presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
Bush dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
Bush is the first president in US history to compel the United Nations remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
Bush refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abides by the Geneva Convention.
Bush set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president since the advent of television.
Members of Bush's cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history.
largest exodus of career experts in every branch of the administration due to crony/idealogue appointments, from CIA to DOJ to EPA to NWS...
In his first two years in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.
Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
Members of Bush Administration are the richest administration in history.
First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in U.S. history.
Cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any president in U.S. history.
Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases.
First president in U.S. history to attack a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
First U.S. president in history to have a majority of people in Europe (over70%) view his presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.
The biggest security failure in the history of the United States (In the 18 months following the 9/11 attacks, he has successfully prevented any public investigation into)
The first President to spend over 20% of his time on vacation or at Camp David.
The first U.S. President to invade another country.
First President to have 40% approval ratings less than a year in to their second term.
For the first time in 40 years Foreign applications to U.S. grad schools declined 28 percent last year.
He has set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest him in public venues (15 million people according to New York Times), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind.
First President in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in U.S. history. Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12 month period.
Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any president since the advent of television.
Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any president in U.S. history.
Presided over the biggest energy crises in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
Presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have. Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
The most secretive and un-accountable of any administration in U.S. history.
Presided over the biggest corporate stock market frauds of any market in any country in the history of the world.
Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States.
Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in U.S. history.
First president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the human rights commission.
Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in U.S. history.
First president in U.S. history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. elections).
All-time U.S. (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.
Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in U.S. history.
Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in U.S. history. First president in U.S. history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
First president to run and hide when the U.S. came under attack (and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1).
First U.S. president to establish a secret shadow government.
First U.S. president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the U.S. than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated U.S. law by not selling huge investments in corporations that bid for government contracts.
In a little over two years created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided the U.S. has ever been since the civil war.
For the first time in our history, a significant number of administration officials and supporters, including perhaps the President himself, must keep themselves and their party in power to avoid criminal indictment, conviction, and imprisonment.
Caused the infant mortality rate to go up for the first time in 40 years
Most corrupt adminstration ever.
Most hated President ever—even the low poll numbers we see are heavily rigged in his favor.
First President with blowjob skills (Dick? Dick!?")
...and this is just the stuff we know about! | 
Does need editing though. 
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