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My turn...
to weigh in on vibrators, the use of, and why Moses says what he does.
Listen, I'm quite the stud, but there is one thing I, nor "Omar the Tent Maker" (yea, like the name for yours is better) can do, and that is buzz like those little puppies can. Guys, if you don't have one (two) of these in your arsenal, go shopping. Your lady is just too embarrased to tell you. But you bust one out at the right time when you never have before, believe me, a new dawn for you. Heck, you might even get a BJ.
Now, "Moses the repressed" doesn't have a clue about this now, does he? Worse off, he is intimidated by the mere thought of a woman getting there without him, which tells me he's got some problems there.
And he says rivrrat needs help.
And I haven't given you all one of my inventions/ideas in a day or two, my bad.
Strange how these things work out.
Enjoy...
to weigh in on vibrators, the use of, and why Moses says what he does.
I think Moses must suck in bed. Why else would someone be against vibrators? Is your penis that itty bitty? Is that why you don't like women on women? You afraid some chicks clitoris might be bigger than your dick? That must suck. Be careful taking the religious route though. You get up on that self righteous religious stool calling yourself moses and thumping that good book while trying to repress all your sexuality because you have an inferiority complex due to pinky finger penis and before you know it you'll snap and end up on some child offender registry.
Listen, I'm quite the stud, but there is one thing I, nor "Omar the Tent Maker" (yea, like the name for yours is better) can do, and that is buzz like those little puppies can. Guys, if you don't have one (two) of these in your arsenal, go shopping. Your lady is just too embarrased to tell you. But you bust one out at the right time when you never have before, believe me, a new dawn for you. Heck, you might even get a BJ.
Now, "Moses the repressed" doesn't have a clue about this now, does he? Worse off, he is intimidated by the mere thought of a woman getting there without him, which tells me he's got some problems there.
And he says rivrrat needs help.
And I haven't given you all one of my inventions/ideas in a day or two, my bad.
Strange how these things work out.
Enjoy...