Originally Posted by cnredd

Nice logic...My turn to try it...

Using only your genius analysis, I will now prove that
because my dad was an alcoholic, Hillary Clinton is a man...

My dad used to drink.
My dad would beat the dickens out of me.
Charles Dickens wrote "David Copperfield"
David Copperfield is a magician that makes people disappear.
The Bermuda Triangle makes people disappear.
People put their business addresses in Bermuda to save taxes.
Taxes are one of the facts of life.
"The Facts of Life" starred George Clooney.
George Clooney is a man with short hair.
Hillary Clinton has short hair.

Conclusion:Hillary Clinton is a man.