I got no problems telling...It was a total idiotic move though...June, 2001...
I live next to a field...Lots of small critters...One jumped out in front of the road, and instead of continuing on, I tried to swerve out of the way...I lost control and hit the curb...
I don't remember hitting the tree...and there were no skidmarks, so we are under the assumption that when I hit the curb, my face hit the steering wheel and knocked me out(no airbags)...I never saw the aftermath of the car later on, but I was told that I hit the tree so hard, the headlights were almost touching each other on the other side of the tree...my car looked like a scorpion...
When I woke up...my head on the driverside window...The first thing I noticed was that I was missing teeth...I looked over to my right side and the engine was sitting next to me...a foot or two over and that's the end of me...
I tried to get my seatbelt off...I lifted my right arm...Everything from my elbow up moved...the rest of my arm didn't...
That was when I panicked...I took the seatbelt off with my other arm, opened the door, and fell out...Looking down, I kinda noticed that my right foot was...what's that word?...oh yeah...
backward...
Here's the good part...Really shows what you can do when you need to...
I got up on my good foot(James Brown!), and proceeding to WALK to my friend's house...while keeping my arm from dangling like a dead branch...
I knocked(guess which arm?), and refused to sit down on the couch until he got a towel...really weird that I still had the gumption to do that...
I sat down while he called the ambulance...When they showed up(One of them was a past neighbor...small world), I actually walked down the steps to save time getting into the stretcher...I got into the ambulance...
And that was that...
I woke up 9 days later from a coma...They said that the last few days they decided to keep me in a coma so my body could heal without me going through more hell, so I don't know how long the legit coma was...
While in the hospital, my lungs went haywire...I ended up contracting pneumonia, and it was so bad that I was intibated for a couple of weeks...No talking, drinking, or eating...NOT FUN...My best friend gave me a chart with the alphabet and numbers and a stick so I could use my left hand to point to letters and communicate...
The stats?...8 broken bones in my face...put back together with titanium plates and screws...Two rods in my right arm...both were snapped...The only thing keeping the arm intact was muscle and skin...And a pin in my right ankle...It was, as the doctors said, "detached"...2 teeth missing, 2 almost missing, and two chipped...Did I mention I lost my glasses?...:doh
I spent three weeks at that one hospital, then moved to another one for a week of therapy...Had to learn how to use my arm again...
My best friend has a house which is all on one floor, and I was going to be in a wheelchair for another month, so I lived there...
End result?...
Uneven sidewalks kill my ankle, like most people, but otherwise normal...
My arm itself is normal, but I have nerve damage in my right hand...
Ulnar Nerve Hand Claw...My ring finger and pinkie are about 70%, with "pins and needles" running through them 24/7...for the rest of my friggin' life...The only time it feels ok is when I'm not thinking about it...
Scars above and below both my eyes...without glasses on I look like a raccoon

...nerve damage above my upper lip and right temple..."pins and needles"...see above...6 new front teeth all on the top...canine to canine...
I'm should sue my plastic surgeon...I'm gonna go up to the judge and say, "Your honor...I look like ME!"...The judge'll say, "Pay the man."..
There...Is that enough info for ya?...:2wave: