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Newt in a nutshell

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WORDS:

"I will seek to protect the life of the unborn child."

"I will seek to preserve the institution of marriage."

"I will work to reduce the size of government and keep taxes low for all Americans."

"I will keep America's military strong to protect our national security."

ACTIONS:

"I will balloon the US debt by dolling out trillions of dollars in government handouts to my ethanol buddies, and your kids will pick up the tab for it. Now lemme go play golf."

(NOTE: for Romney in a nutshell, substitute "ethanol" w/"Wallstreet." For Santorum in a nutshell, substitute "ethanol" w/"insurance and oil")
 
WORDS:

"I will seek to protect the life of the unborn child."

"I will seek to preserve the institution of marriage."

"I will work to reduce the size of government and keep taxes low for all Americans."

"I will keep America's military strong to protect our national security."

ACTIONS:

"I will balloon the US debt by dolling out trillions of dollars in government handouts to my ethanol buddies, and your kids will pick up the tab for it. Now lemme go play golf."

(NOTE: for Romney in a nutshell, substitute "ethanol" w/"Wallstreet." For Santorum in a nutshell, substitute "ethanol" w/"insurance and oil")

"Newt in a nutshell," and ya' gotta love that phrase. Newt's got great soundbytes and heavy baggage and an ego the size of the Hindenburg. I guess that is what's required to be a politician, that, and some kinda' spray they must put on so it don't get on ya' when ya' shakes their hand!
 
WORDS:

"I will seek to protect the life of the unborn child."

"I will seek to preserve the institution of marriage."

"I will work to reduce the size of government and keep taxes low for all Americans."

"I will keep America's military strong to protect our national security."

ACTIONS:

"I will balloon the US debt by dolling out trillions of dollars in government handouts to my ethanol buddies, and your kids will pick up the tab for it. Now lemme go play golf."

(NOTE: for Romney in a nutshell, substitute "ethanol" w/"Wallstreet." For Santorum in a nutshell, substitute "ethanol" w/"insurance and oil")

For Obama in a nutshell, just add not to the words, and remove ethanol from the actions
 
With "friends" like these, who needs enemies? How does that old saying go? ===> "When all is SAID, and DONE, more is SAID than DONE"
 
"I will balloon the US debt by dolling out trillions of dollars in government handouts to my ethanol buddies, and your kids will pick up the tab for it. Now lemme go play golf."

I might be wrong, but that is a quote from Obama, isn't it?
 
There is no nutshell on earth big enough to contain Newt's enormous noggin ... let alone his doughy torso.
 
You left off Paul's "I'll replace the U.S. Constitution with the King James Bible."
 
Newt in a nutshell:

1. Blowhard
2. Cheater
3. Hypocrite
4. Racist
5. Slimeball
 
There is no nutshell on earth big enough to contain Newt's enormous noggin ... let alone his doughy torso.

God made the universe infinitely large so there would be plenty of room for liberal arrogance and stupidity.

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Gingrich is wrong Republican for conservatives to line up with. There are people who are offended by his divorce history and he was sanctioned by Congress for corruption, plus Republicans voted him out as speaker and there are many videos of fellow House Republicans condemning him.
All the brilliant slogans of his can't really talk around those negatives.
 
Gingrich is wrong Republican for conservatives to line up with. There are people who are offended by his divorce history and he was sanctioned by Congress for corruption, plus Republicans voted him out as speaker and there are many videos of fellow House Republicans condemning him.
All the brilliant slogans of his can't really talk around those negatives.

To me it doesn't matter what Newt was then, because I know he has changed. Look at his plans on newt.org.
 
To me it doesn't matter what Newt was then, because I know he has changed. Look at his plans on newt.org.

Egggzelent!

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