Originally Posted by www.theonion.com

Friday, November 11, 2005

Bush To Veto Torture Ban?
The Senate recently approved a ban on torture with a 90-9 vote, but the White House is threatening to veto the bill. What do you think?


Anna Lyndon,
Chemical Engineer
"I never know when the White House is kidding anymore."

Joseph Teague,
Adjustment Clerk
"Unless these enemies of the United States are captured, made really angry and resentful through embarrassing torture, then released, we will never stop terrorism."

Ian Bricke,
Systems Analyst
"Perhaps they could do what they always do and just torture people anyway, then let the pictures tell the success story."