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Old 07-10-08, 11:35 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Thread Starter Re: Just out of curiosity...

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Originally Posted by rivrrat View Post
There's a helluva lot more than just two other "things". You're referring to merely oral or vaginal sex. But there's a crapload more that can and often does go into having sex.

Like, oh... I dunno... handcuffs or other restraints... riding crops, feather dusters, rabbit fur mits, massages, floggers, sex outdoors, sex in the shower, different sexual positions, dressing up, wearing lingerie, using sexual toys, having a threesome, watching porn, cumming on the back, cumming on the face, face ****ing... Just to name a few. Hell, for some people just having sex with the lights ON is a big deal.

Surely you don't think of sex as just up the ass, up the crotch, or in the mouth do you?
More or less. Those other things are just props.
"Having a threesome"? What sort of threesome would it be if somebody didn't get it in the ass, the ****, or the mouth? it would just be, like... three people sitting on the couch watching tv.
Riding crops and feather dusters are just things.
Clothes are just clothes.
And those other concerns seem to be mainly logistic: the geographical locale in which one has sex, the portion of one's anatomy upon which sperm is deposited.
No matter where one has sex, there are still only three holes it can go in.
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