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Originally Posted by 1069  Okay, I give up. What "things"? 
Besides anal, aren't there basically only two other "things"?
I mean, assuming you both have the usual number of orifices in your bodies. |
There's a helluva lot more than just two other "things". You're referring to merely oral or vaginal sex. But there's a crapload more that can and often does go into having sex.
Like, oh... I dunno... handcuffs or other restraints... riding crops, feather dusters, rabbit fur mits, massages, floggers, sex outdoors, sex in the shower, different sexual positions, dressing up, wearing lingerie, using sexual toys, having a threesome, watching porn, cumming on the back, cumming on the face, face ****ing... Just to name a few. Hell, for some people just having sex with the lights ON is a big deal.
Surely you don't think of sex as just up the ass, up the crotch, or in the mouth do you?