Originally Posted by jallman

I just said I wouldn't tell mikhail...I never said I wouldn't tell my girlfriends.

Okay so...I took my boyfriend at the time camping in the Appalachians one fall. Thing I didn't know about him was that he wasn't much of a fisher or hunter; I just assumed he was because he was a butcher. My mistake.

So we ended up in the mountains for 3 days and absolutely nothing to do for three days except screw like rabbits. I fished a little bit and went dove hunting one day but we were out in the woods at night with nothing but a bottle of liquor and each other to entertain ourselves.

The record? 18 times over the course of that weekend. We went through 18 condoms in a 48 hour period and two more on the way back home.

I actually miss that evil ****er.