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Originally Posted by reaganburch  I don't get the whole using the urinal next to mine thing. Seriously, that should be a man law if it isn't already. If there's a whole line of unused urinals and you use the one next to mine... you should get shoved in the back once your stream starts...
Man law? |
Well there are a few things that should be unwritten man laws in regard to urinals.
1. If it is at all possible, you never use a urinal stall immediately next to another man. If there is the ability to be seperated by an empty urinal, then excersise that ability. The further away, the better.
2. If there are only 3 urinals present, and you are the only one in there, never take the middle one. Someone else may come in behind you, and if you are in the middle urinal, you have just uneccessarily forced him to pee next to you. Shame on you for ignoring the logistics that apply to urinal seperation theory.