All About Poop

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something a brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those of you who hate pooping at work as much as I do, I give you the Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work. Memorize these definitions and pooping at work will become a pure pleasure.

ESCAPEE
Definition: A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic/embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing an unseen police car and speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter at the urinal, pretend that you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee, it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.

JAILBREAK (Used in conjunction with escapee)
Definition: When forcing poop, several farts slip out at a machine guns pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen do not panic, remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom so to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.

COURTESY FLUSH
Definition: The act of flushing the toilet the instant the nose cone of the poop log hits the water and the poop is whisked away to an undisclosed location. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.

WALK OF SHAME
Definition: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk-up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with all farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of a COURTESY FLUSH.

OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER
Definition: A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out of the Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out of the Closet pooper before entering the bathroom.

THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (PFN)
Definition: A group of coworkers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPERS and identify SAFE HAVENS.

SAFE HAVEN
Definition: A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom.

TURD BURGLAR
Definition: A pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the TURD BURGLAR leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

CAMO-COUGH
Definition: A phony cough which alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON or to alert potential TURD BURGLARS. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.

ASTAIRE
Definition: A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential TURD BURGLARS that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an ASTAIRE, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.

WATERMELON
Definition: A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a WATERMELON coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

HAVANA OMELET
Definition: A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an escapee. Try using a CAMO-COUGH with an ASTAIRE.

UNCLE TED
Definition: A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An UNCLE TED makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to drop your load when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees.

FLY BY
Definition: The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in, check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

CRACK WHORE
Definition: A crapper that has seen more *** than a Greyhound Bus. Tell tale signs of a CRACK WHORE include pubes, piss stains and **** streaks. Avoid CRACK WHORES at all cost. Try finding out when the janitor cleans each particular bathroom. Don't forget with a good cleaning, a CRACK WHORE can become a SAFE HAVEN.

GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done pooping, have pulled your underwear up to your knees and you realize you have to poopie some more.
POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so hard you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: This kind of poopie is so huge, you are afraid to flush without breaking it up with your pencil.
GASSEY POOPIE: It is so noisy that everyone within earshot is giggling.
DRINKER POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks at the bottom of the toilet bowl.
CORN POOPIE: (self explanatory)
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you could do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP POOPIE: This kind hurts so bad coming out, you swear it is leaving sideways.
WET CHEEKS POOPIE (aka POWER DUMP): The kind that comes out so fast, your behind is splashed with toilet water.
LIQUID POOPIE: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out and splashes all over the toilet bowl and you.
UPPER CLASS POOPIE: The kind of poopie that does not smell.
SUPRISE POOPIE: You are not even at the toilet because you are positive you will only fart, but...(oops!) a poopie.
DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop even though you know you are done pooping. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
ATOMIC POOPIE: The kind that burns on the way out and it still burns hours after you poopie.

Well it's **** ........ That's right, ****! **** may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider this:

You can be ****-faced, **** out of luck, or have **** for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your **** together, find a place for your ****, or decide to **** or get off the pot.

You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****, forget ****, and tell others to eat **** and die.

Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the difference between **** and shine.

There are lucky shits dumb shits, crazy shits, and stupid shits.

There is bull ****, horse ****, and chicken ****

you can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, talk ****, or duck when **** hits the fan.

You can give a ****, or serve ****.

You can be happier than a pig in ****, or you can find yourself in deep ****.

Some days are cold as ****, some days are hot as ****, and some days are just plan shitty.

Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and there are times when you feel like ****.

You can have too much ****, not enough ****, the right ****, the wrong ****, or a lot of weird ****.

You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up **** creek without a paddle.

Sometimes every thing you touch turns to ****. And others times you fall in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation.

And remember, once you know your ****, you don't need to know anything else!

Just the work of some poopy-head lamer who thinks he has smack, and who keeps talking to himself in order to keep a completely un-noteworthy thread towards the top.

Nothing to see here, folks. Move along.

danarhea said:

Just the work of some poopy-head lamer who thinks he has smack, and who keeps talking to himself in order to keep a completely un-noteworthy thread towards the top.

Nothing to see here, folks. Move along.

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Poopy-headed lamer? I see YOU are down here in the Basement, scrounging around like a *****house rat. My thread is about poop, and nothing but poop. And I posted it here in the Basement, where it belongs...in hopes of garnering a few *****house rat comments. And wouldn't you know it...look what shows up to feed. :roll:

For all your feeble attempts at flaming me, you really should visit BrawlHall...to see how the big boys flame. Take a lesson. Get a life.

lol@Havana Omelet.

Anybody else notice danarhea's jealousy here? All this time he has been cracking fart jokes in The Basement, and glorifying his own flatulence. Then someone comes in and takes it one step farther than he was willing to go, with the poop jokes and he gets all defensive. Between this and the DP News Bot, danarhea must feel like he's being forced out.:2razz:

WI Crippler said:

Anybody else notice danarhea's jealousy here? All this time he has been cracking fart jokes in The Basement, and glorifying his own flatulence. Then someone comes in and takes it one step farther than he was willing to go, with the poop jokes and he gets all defensive. Between this and the DP News Bot, danarhea must feel like he's being forced out.:2razz:

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Actually, his thread is missing something....... balls. This thread clearly belongs upstairs. The least he could have done was throw a couple of f-bombs in what he posted. That's what movie producers do when they don't want that death rating of "G" in their movies. This is what is missing from this thread. It is weak, although he didn't do too bad on the attack after I called him out. I can give him a D+ for effort on that one. But posting a thread with no balls in the basement? Definite F.:mrgreen:

Hey quat - let me do a little something for this ***** thread - Go fuck yourself. There, now this thread is sure to stay in the basement. Don't say I never helped you out. :mrgreen:

danarhea said:

Actually, his thread is missing something....... balls. This thread clearly belongs upstairs. The least he could have done was throw a couple of f-bombs in what he posted. That's what movie producers do when they don't want that death rating of "G" in their movies. This is what is missing from this thread. It is weak, although he didn't do too bad on the attack after I called him out. I can give him a D+ for effort on that one. But posting a thread with no balls in the basement? Definite F.:mrgreen:

Hey quat - let me do a little something for this ***** thread - Go fuck yourself. There, now this thread is sure to stay in the basement. Don't say I never helped you out. :mrgreen:

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Look cum stain...I don't know who pissed in your Wheaties, but you really don't want to start with me. You are nothing to me but a 'tard...a troll. All you can do is run off at the mouth...nothing but diarrhea pours out of it. At least your name is pretty accurate.

How a shithouse rat like yourself can ever be taken seriously, is beyond me. I don't like you very much. In fact, I wouldn't piss in your mouth if your throat was on fire. You aren't much of a man; you should have your dick cut off and given a vagina. Then we can all f**k you like the bitch you really are.

Actually, his thread is missing something....... balls.

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I guess danarhea hasn't heard the big news.
There's been a Basement revolution, led by Bodhisattva and his new mobile jizz receptacle, JeffMerriman.
It's a kinder, gentler Basement now.
"Balls" are to be checked at the door; you can pick them up on your way out.
To quote the erstwhile revolutionaries, "Not every post has to be an assault".
"Bonobo" is the harshest criticism allowed under the new regime.

So, in that spirit, we forgive you for your icky hostility, because to forgive makes one the bigger person.

Blessed Be.

Everything You Wanted To Know About Poop

What is poop?
About ¾ of your average turd is made of water. Of course, this value is highly variable—the water content of diarrhea is much higher, and the amount of water in poop that has been retained (voluntarily or otherwise) is lower. Water is absorbed out of fecal material as it passes through the intestine, so the longer a turd resides inside before emerging, the drier it will be. Of the remaining portion of the turd, about 1/3 is composed of dead bacteria. These microcorpses come from the intestinal garden of microorganisms that assist us in the digestion of our food. Another 1/3 of the turd mass is made of stuff that we find indigestible, like cellulose, for instance. This indigestible material is called “fiber”, and is useful in getting the turd to move along through the intestine, perhaps because it provides traction. The remaining portion of the turd is a mixture of fats such as cholesterol, inorganic salts like phosphates, live bacteria, dead cells and mucus from the lining of the intestine, and protein.

Why does poop stink?

Poop stinks as a result of the products of bacterial action. Bacteria produce smelly, sulfur-rich organic compounds such as indole, skatole, and mercaptans, and the inorganic gas hydrogen sulfide. These are the same compounds that give farts their odor.

Why is poop brown?

The color comes mainly from bilirubin, a pigment that arises from the breakdown of red blood cells in the liver and bone marrow. The actual metabolic pathway of bilirubin and its byproducts in the body is very complicated, so we will simply say that a lot of it ends up in the intestine, where it is further modified by bacterial action. But the color itself comes from iron. Iron in hemoglobin in red blood cells gives blood its red color, and iron in the waste product bilirubi gives rise to its brown color.

What other colors of poop are possible?

Poop is mostly shades of brown or yellow, but other colors can arise under certain circumstances. For example, someone with a bleeding ulcer might have tarry black poop from the presence of partially digested blood. Bleeding in the intestine, from an anal fissure or split, for example, can stain the poop red. Some illnesses in babies give them green or even blue-green poop. But another source of blue poop in children is more innocent: it can come from eating a concentrated source of blue food coloring such as ice cream. Intense red food coloring can produce bright red poop. Sometimes brightly colored foods pass through the gut almost unchanged, and the turd may be speckled with bright red fragments such as pimentos, or bright yellow kernels of corn. One can experience white poop after consuming a barium milkshake for the purposes of getting an x-ray of the upper gastrointestinal tract.

Why do dogs eat poop?

Many animals eat poop on a regular basis. These include rabbits, rodents, gorillas, many insects such as dung beetles and flies, and yes, dogs. (Keep that in mind the next time a dog wants to lick you!) Herbivores such as rabbits and rodents eat their own poop because their diet of plants is hard to digest efficiently, and they have to make two passes at it to get everything out of the meal. This is equivalent to a cow chewing its cud; only cows are able to re-eat their food without having to poop it out first. Another reason why animals eat poop is that poop contains vitamins produced by their intestinal bacteria. The animal is unable to absorb the vitamins through the intestinal wall, but can get at them by eating the poop. Another reason that animals such as dogs eat poop is that poop contains a certain amount of protein. Dogs are particularly fond of cat poop because cat poop is high in protein. I had a friend with a dog and a cat, and he never had to clean the kitty litter. The dog took care of it.

Are there people who eat poop?

Yes, we all have, at one point or another. Consumption of food and water contaminated with feces is one of the main ways that diseases and parasites spread. This happens because people don’t wash their hands carefully after pooping or changing a diaper or scratching their butt. It can also happen through careless disposal of diapers. Our microbiologist here on Guam says that one dirty diaper in Tumon Bay can send the bacteria count through the ceiling.

But of course, what you want to know is, are there people who eat poop on purpose? Again, the answer is yes. Some autistic children practice coprophagy, the ingestion of feces. Coprophagy is also listed as an unusual sexual practice in the encyclopedia of that name. I have known only one person who ate poop on purpose, and she only did it once, when she was about four years old. She says she was curious about what it tasted like. When asked what poop does taste like, she replies, “About like you’d expect.” By the way, for all of you who are wondering, the author of this page does NOT eat poop.

Can you get sick from eating poop?

Yes, you can definitely get sick from eating poop, even in minute quantities! Although urine emerges sterile from the body (unless the person has an infection), poop emerges loaded with bacteria and sometimes other life forms. Many diseases, including food poisoning, cholera and typhus, are spread by fecal contamination. Many parasites, such as the notorious tapeworm, can be spread through deliberate or accidental ingestion of poop. There are some parasites, such as pinworms, which depend on people eating their own poop to keep the population up. Pinworms are small nematodes that live in the colon. The females emerge from the anus at night to lay their eggs. Their activity makes the anal area itch. The person scratches the itch (often doing so in his sleep), procuring a small amount of fecal matter and eggs under his fingernails, and then puts his fingers in his mouth. Once the eggs are consumed, the person is infected with a new generation of pinworms. I have read that almost everyone has pinworms. Luckily, pinworms don’t do much harm. You only notice them if you have a lot of pinworms! If you want to find out if you do indeed have them, get someone to gently touch around you anal area with Scotch tape while you are sleeping. The worms will stick to the tape and you’ll be able to see them.

Do most people wipe their leftover poop standing up or while sitting on the pot, and are there gender differences?

This isn’t really scientific, but I did a quick survey, and everyone asked (including both males and females) said that they wipe sitting down. There was even a reason provided: that sitting down spreads the cheeks apart and makes access easier. This survey was done on Guam, and Guam is technically part of the United States, and most people here probably use American toilet habits. However, if you travel a bit, you will discover that people deal with leftover poop in different ways in other parts of the world. In Europe, for example, that water fountain in the bathroom isn’t for drinking. It’s a bidet for hosing off after using the toilet. In Southeast Asia, you don’t sit on the toilet at all. The toilet is a low, porcelain-lined trench, and the user squats over it. Next to the toilet is a bin of water. You scoop water out of the bin with your left hand and use that to cleanse yourself. You aren’t supposed to use your left hand for any other purpose.

How come when you eat corn, no matter how much you chew it, you poop it out in whole kernels?

Corn poop is one of the greatest mysteries I life. I grew up pondering the same question. This is what I think is happening: When we chew corn, the outer coating slips off the inner kernel. This outer yellow coating is almost entirely cellulose, and is indigestible. It passes through the gut untouched, and emerges looking like a whole kernel, although it is mostly just the outer skin. The inside of the kernel is starchy and digestible, and that is the part that we succeed in chewing up.

Is there any way to prevent corn from getting in your poop?

I know of only one way—don’t eat corn!

How does poop stay together, like in links?

In humans, soft poop is really one long, mostly continuous sausage before it comes out. It gets it “link” look because we tend to pinch off lengths of it with the anal sphincter as the poop emerges. If a person pinches hard enough, the poop separates into several turd units. If the person doesn’t pinch that hard, the turds may stay connected. If you can remain sufficiently relaxed, you can produce an awesomely long poop that will coil up inside the toilet.

Why does some poop float?

Floaters are turds that have an unusually high gas content. Sometimes the gases produced by bacteria in our gut don’t have a chance to collect into a large fart bubble, but remain dispersed in the feces. The poop then comes out foamy, and has a lower density than water.

What causes the burning sensation sometimes associated with poop?

This is generally caused by a recent meal of hot peppers or related spices. The oils associated with these foods remain intact and active all the way through one’s gastrointestinal system. These oils can also generate hot farts.

Why does some poop hurt when it comes out?

Turds can get very large and dry if a person is constipated, causing painful stretching of the anal opening. Pooping can also hurt if the person has hemorrhoids. Hemorrhoids are engorged veins in the anal area. A doctor once described them to me as “varicose veins of the anus,” which suggests that the valves in the veins that are supposed to keep the blood flowing in the right direction have gotten messed up. Pooping can also be painful if the person suffers from an anal fissure, a tear in the tissue of the rectum.

i LOVE to poop at work. I mean, I'd rather do it there, than at home. if it's one of those kinds that don't flush completely, someone else cleans it up.

Actually, if you want to know all about poop, go to this site and learn. If you do well, there, you can end up with a PhD (Piled Higher and Deeper).

1069 said:

I guess danarhea hasn't heard the big news.
There's been a Basement revolution, led by Bodhisattva and his new mobile jizz receptacle, JeffMerriman.
It's a kinder, gentler Basement now.
"Balls" are to be checked at the door; you can pick them up on your way out.
To quote the erstwhile revolutionaries, "Not every post has to be an assault".
"Bonobo" is the harshest criticism allowed under the new regime.

So, in that spirit, we forgive you for your icky hostility, because to forgive makes one the bigger person.

Blessed Be.

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Awww...how did I miss this? Seems our resident crisis seeking gutter snipe has found her way into yet another thread about shit...because this is where she feels most at home. Dana's farts in her face weren't enough it seems.

Do you really think that your anemic brand of desperation qualifies as smack? No, it qualifies as nothing more than a symptom of your chronic attention whoring and your blatant multiple personality disorder. Is she an unemployed stripper or is she an award winning short story writer? Is she an uneducated social parasite or is she a brainiac wunderkind? Well, the answer is "all of the above" depending on which crazy bitch you are talking to that day.

Look, I understand that you are pissed at the fact that God chose to build you like a sickly looking boy. Maybe your mother did thalidomide...I don't really know. What I do know is this. You should just shut the fuck up, because when type baby kittens are murdered in the womb. Seriously.

You are a dumbshit.

Do you really think that your anemic brand of desperation qualifies as smack? No, it qualifies as nothing more than a symptom of your chronic attention whoring and your blatant multiple personality disorder. Is she an unemployed stripper or is she an award winning short story writer? Is she an uneducated social parasite or is she a brainiac wunderkind? Well, the answer is "all of the above" depending on which crazy bitch you are talking to that day.

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It's true I've had an interesting and eventful life.
But this has nothing to do with being crazy.
Every single thing I've ever claimed is not only true, but absolutely 100% verifiable.
I am guilty of some omissions- the most truly bizarre things about my life, I haven't even gotten into on this forum, and probably never will.
But there's no law that says we have to divulge everything about ourselves, and no timetable for doing so.
What I think is, I confuse people like you because I don't fit your preconceived ideas, your stereotypes about what this type of person or that type of person is "supposed" to be like.
I'm smart and introspective... and I had not only a taste for but also an insatiable curiosity about the dark side when I was younger, that simply would not be slaked until I'd tried everything I ever wondered about.
And now I have, and I'm old, and I don't have to wonder about anything anymore, because I know about all of it firsthand.
It's a shame you find it so confusing when somebody doesn't meet your preconceived ideas. I always find it really cool and mind-expanding when that happens to me, but I note that many people don't seem to dig having their assumptions challenged and in fact become downright hostile when I tell them things about my past, because basically my very existence challenges a lot of assumptions.
But that's okay; I'm on earth to learn (I guess, if I'm here for any particular reason), and if my being here helps others learn and broaden their perspectives, more to the good. I'm sorry some people find learning painful. Perhaps it's because their minds have atrophied.

If you knew what I do for a living now, you'd absolutely piss yourself at the irony.
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1069 said:

I am guilty of some omissions- the most truly bizarre things about my life, I haven't even gotten into on this forum, and probably never will.

But, I will mention that I did guest star in a porn flick where I was ****ed by over 100 guys and they all came on some part of my body. By the time they were finished, I couldn't see one part of my body that wasn't covered in goo. I think I was high on crack at the time and getting over an old boyfriend who left me for another man.

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OH WOW! YOUR SO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

*SIGH*

Caine said:

I am guilty of some omissions- the most truly bizarre things about my life, I haven't even gotten into on this forum, and probably never will.

But, I will mention that I did guest star in a porn flick where I was ****ed by over 100 guys and they all came on some part of my body. By the time they were finished, I couldn't see one part of my body that wasn't covered in goo. I think I was high on crack at the time and getting over an old boyfriend who left me for another man.

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Have I ever been graphic, explicit, or boastful about my experiences in the adult industry?
I declined to even mention it for well over a year, even as I participated in numerous threads about the adult industry, porn, and prostitution. I argued in favor of these things without feeling the need to mention that my knowledge of it was firsthand. I figured RivrRat was doing a good enough job of representing, and I could just sort of be the greek chorus and go, "Yeah. What she said. Yeah, I know people in the biz, and that's exactly how it is", which is true, of course, and I merely failed to disclose the fact that besides knowing a bunch of people in it, I had also been in it myself.
It is my experience that anecdotal evidence is not always the most persuasive debate tactic- statistics from reliable sources is better- but there is a dearth of accurate research and reliable data when it comes to this particular subject, and the speculations and misinformation on the subject just became so wild and outlandish and hilariously off the mark that I felt it was time to come out of the closet and tell the tale. In general terms. For informational purposes. Without being gratuitously crude, vulgar, graphic, or indiscreet.
I feel we had a productive discussion.
If someone wants to lecture me on mechanical engineering or investment banking or whatever their career happens to be, I'll gladly listen and learn. I am a writer, after all; I'm always storing away tidbits of information to use in stories at some later time.
If I and others express absurd misinformation about police officers, I hardly expect the po-man contingent to sit quietly and not address this misinformation. I assume we're all here on this forum having these discussions in order to get smarter. If we wanted to just rant on endlessly, we'd each have our own blog, rather than all of us participating in an interactive debate and discussion forum.
So, you know; I'm not understanding the implication that I would talk like that about my experiences in the business; I was at great pains to discuss it as tastefully and matter-of-factly as possible while still getting the pertinent information across, the pertinent information being that RivrRat is correct, and the way she says it is is the way it actually is, contrary to the numerous allegations that she is for some reason misleading everyone about how it really is, which she was not.

quatrotritikali said:

Poopy-headed lamer? I see YOU are down here in the Basement, scrounging around like a *****house rat. My thread is about poop, and nothing but poop. And I posted it here in the Basement, where it belongs...in hopes of garnering a few *****house rat comments. And wouldn't you know it...look what shows up to feed. :roll:

For all your feeble attempts at flaming me, you really should visit BrawlHall...to see how the big boys flame. Take a lesson. Get a life.

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Maybe you can provide a link to brawlhall, cause the one I went to was a mixed site and the forum part was filled with sexually frustrated dipshits and tons of others dorks that couldn't debate or smack their way out of their imaginary prisons...

They seemed a lot like you, so I was probably at the right site.

1069 said:

I guess danarhea hasn't heard the big news.
There's been a Basement revolution, led by Bodhisattva and his new mobile jizz receptacle, JeffMerriman.
It's a kinder, gentler Basement now.
"Balls" are to be checked at the door; you can pick them up on your way out.
To quote the erstwhile revolutionaries, "Not every post has to be an assault".
"Bonobo" is the harshest criticism allowed under the new regime.

So, in that spirit, we forgive you for your icky hostility, because to forgive makes one the bigger person.

Blessed Be.

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Here we go... :lol:
The Trailer Trash Train is IN DA HOUSE CUZ!

You are an astounding...nay, BRILLIANT writer that ****ed 100 guys in some film and then you proudly proclaim this and feel as if you are anything other than a gutter slut attention whore.

Pre-concieved ideas? Please... :roll:

Most of us simply are not stupid enough or pathetic enough to try half the idiotic stuff you talk about because we have enough self-respect and/or we already innately understand things that you had to try firsthand to learn about.

Look at you now... these big posts about you. How happy is your Attention Whore Mind feeling now? Your kid know what you did? Great teaching moment for mommy and son so that he can learn how to treat, and not trea, women... and to learn his own lessons about self-respect. His cute pic flipping off the camera that you showed certainly indicates that he is following in your footsteps... so proud. No, I actually know that you are, and that is even more pathetic.

You get waaaaay to much attention around here, since that is your lifeline, I am gonna pull your plug. Your trash. Seriously. A joke. You have few redeeming qualities as far as I can tell, and you make little effort to actually relate to people, indicating that you are as shallow and stupid as you sound here. Oh yeah, you are some writer? :roll: So was L. Ron Hubbard. How many musical genius's were scum as a person? More than a few.

Kinder? More Gentle? You are too ****ing moronic to see that it is actually meaner and nastier. I get to the heart of a person and nothing teacher or his *** monkeys did was even close.

You don't care? You think I am wrong? You are a moron Ten. Pond scum. Just because you can write, if you even can (I think you are full of **** and that you are a chronic liar personally) doesn't mean ****. IT is who you are not what you do or can do. You, as a person, appear to be nothing more than another fly buzzing around your betters seeking approval (though you feign that you don't care...you do, you wreak of neediness) and your admissions don't make you seem more interesting, they show that you are what many of us have pegged you as... worthless.

Bodhisattva said:

Here we go... :lol:
The Trailer Trash Train is IN DA HOUSE CUZ!

You are an astounding...nay, BRILLIANT writer that ****ed 100 guys in some film and then you proudly proclaim this and feel as if you are anything other than a gutter slut attention whore.

Pre-concieved ideas? Please... :roll:

Most of us simply are not stupid enough or pathetic enough to try half the idiotic stuff you talk about because we have enough self-respect and/or we already innately understand things that you had to try firsthand to learn about.

Look at you now... these big posts about you. How happy is your Attention Whore Mind feeling now? Your kid know what you did? Great teaching moment for mommy and son so that he can learn how to treat, and not trea, women... and to learn his own lessons about self-respect. His cute pic flipping off the camera that you showed certainly indicates that he is following in your footsteps... so proud. No, I actually know that you are, and that is even more pathetic.

You get waaaaay to much attention around here, since that is your lifeline, I am gonna pull your plug. Your trash. Seriously. A joke. You have few redeeming qualities as far as I can tell, and you make little effort to actually relate to people, indicating that you are as shallow and stupid as you sound here. Oh yeah, you are some writer? :roll: So was L. Ron Hubbard. How many musical genius's were scum as a person? More than a few.

Kinder? More Gentle? You are too ****ing moronic to see that it is actually meaner and nastier. I get to the heart of a person and nothing teacher or his *** monkeys did was even close.

You don't care? You think I am wrong? You are a moron Ten. Pond scum. Just because you can write, if you even can (I think you are full of **** and that you are a chronic liar personally) doesn't mean ****. IT is who you are not what you do or can do. You, as a person, appear to be nothing more than another fly buzzing around your betters seeking approval (though you feign that you don't care...you do, you wreak of neediness) and your admissions don't make you seem more interesting, they show that you are what many of us have pegged you as... worthless.

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Ooh... somebody's jealous.
I'm sorry your owner is lusting after me lately.
Don't worry; I have no intention of taking him away from you.
Boobs on men just aren't my thing.

1069 said:

Ooh... somebody's jealous.
I'm sorry your owner is lusting after me lately.
Don't worry; I have no intention of taking him away from you.
Boobs on men just aren't my thing.

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Somebody has too much cum in their ears... slut whore, it is you.
I'm sorry that you are as stupid as you sound.
Comprehension skills are as sharp as ever, idiot. :doh

You get too much of what you seek... Attention.
I will do my part to make sure you recieve as little as possible so that you might literally wither up and die.

:2wave:

Bodhisattva said:

Somebody has too much cum in their ears... slut whore, it is you.
I'm sorry that you are as stupid as you sound.
Comprehension skills are as sharp as ever, idiot. :doh

You get too much of what you seek... Attention.
I will do my part to make sure you recieve as little as possible so that you might literally wither up and die.

:2wave:

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Well now...looks as if the resident shithouse rat is feeding again. As much as you are down here in The Basement feeding off the sewage that comprises your primary diet, it's a wonder nobody has reported a vermin infestation, and had you killed off like the diseased rat you are.

Hopefully, when Jeff takes over as Basement Warden, he will make you his bitch, just so he can slap you around. If Jeff would only tie you up and allow us all to slap the ratshit out of you....

As for 1069, leave the poor woman alone. She may (or may not) be a "slut/whore", but if she is, then she's a woman after my own heart. She is still a woman, so try to respect her as such, instead of resorting to your usual foul-mouthed rantings...which only serves to show your pedigree.

quatrotritikali said:

Well now...looks as if the resident shithouse rat is feeding again. As much as you are down here in The Basement feeding off the sewage that comprises your primary diet, it's a wonder nobody has reported a vermin infestation, and had you killed off like the diseased rat you are.

Hopefully, when Jeff takes over as Basement Warden, he will make you his bitch, just so he can slap you around. If Jeff would only tie you up and allow us all to slap the ratshit out of you....

As for 1069, leave the poor woman alone. She may (or may not) be a "slut/whore", but if she is, then she's a woman after my own heart. She is still a woman, so try to respect her as such, instead of resorting to your usual foul-mouthed rantings...which only serves to show your pedigree.

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Is that your idea of smack? 1069 is proud of her adventures and she proudly posts about getting ****ed by 1oo guys in a porn flick among other things. Your kind of woman? You talk to to about leaving her alone in an effort of what... respect for women? You then completely contradict yourself by saying that such a slut whore is the type of woman you like, completely negating your point. Your a moron.

Rat? Is that the best your stupid *** can come up with?
Do you even realize that if I am a shithouse rat, then I am feeding on shit? And who, in your moronic analogy is the **** that I am feeding on dipshit? 1069... Dixon... you.

Your an idiot.

You have no logical thought process, you sound and act like a freaking idiotic teenager, and then you try to insult me but in the process you reveal yourself as a sexist trailer trash yourself? :lol:

Jeff make me his bitch? Do you even pay attention to anything before you write it? If anything... Jeff and a few other of us are on the exact same page. Besides, you need him to tie me down in order to fight your own fight you little whiney bitch? :rofl

So, you are a sexist hypocritically chicken **** that can barely fathom logic! :rofl

What are you gonna come back with this time Bonobo? You're so freaking lame that I might not waste any more of my time on your juvenile blathering.

Any person that sides with Ten is saying that they have no balls to make it on their own and they need help, but they turn to the losing side for help and thus insure their future status as worthless rubbish.

:2wave:

Bodhi's just pissed because he- in his first incarnation- sent me some rather weird and uncouth proposals about being "special friends" and such like, via PM when I first joined this forum, and I told him to get bent, and requested that he never to PM me again.
He's had it in for me for years.
You think I care? He's a frickin' clown.
One of those inflatable ones, with sand in the bottom.
Smack him, and he pops back up grinning.

I see you're replying, Boz-I mean, Bodhi.

Address my allegation.
Is it or is it not true?
This did happen.
Try to worm your way out of it.

Are you enough of a liar to flat-out deny it happened?
I don't think so.
I don't think your twisted little new-age ethics will allow you to.

Try.